AWD’s new filly ran a half-marathon a few months back. Big whoop. Well, it was for her. For me it was getting up at 5 am to drive her to the far side of town and drop her off. I would rather sell my children for medical experiments in Syria than get up at 5 in the a.m. on a Saturday.
For y’all goat-ropers who don’t know, a half-marathon is 13.1 miles. So now the filly has purchased one of them 13.1 stickers to put on her car!
AWD used to see those 13.1 stickers on cars blocking up my way on the street. If the sticker was on a mini-van, I figured it meant the number of crashes it had been involved in that week. But now all I have heard about since her race is how cool those @#&* 13.1 stickers are on cars. The filly is like that.
I don’t want to tell the filly but let’s face it, 13.1 miles is not that far to run. I’m sure I ran 13.1 miles during high school and junior high. I mean, all those laps at PE over the years add up, don’t they? But you don’t see the Big Sexy stickering up his F-150 with gay little 13.1 stickers, do you? Hell no! More
His filly?
“You can mess with my pig, but don’t mess with my hog.”
A trailer hitch seems like a weird place to keep your ‘nads.
One “FUCK IRAN” sticker would be nice. On the bumper, not on the back glass. Or, “FUCK 0BAMA and his buddies in IRAN”.
Ran my 1st (and last) marathon last October. Saw this and had to smile:
http://www.beheadingboredom.com/yeah-i-do-marathons/
How did the fabric store girl get off work on a Saturday?
Hanging low don’t whack m on a curb, unless that’s what you like.
thats nothing. Everyday i ran 15 miles to school in the snow, uphill. Same thing back, and you dont see no sissy mileage sticker on my rear end. N0 sirree
Am I getting telepathetic or did we do this once already?
13.1 is a gateway drug to 26.2.
Then comes Ultra’s, 70.3’s & 140.6’s.
Or if you do the Goofy Challenge, like I did at Disney World, 48.6
The only stickers I have on my car is a ‘Reagan/Bush 84’ and a ‘Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 has killed more people than my .357’
Get you a 0.0 sticker. My truck has a couple on it.
Just noticed that.
Anyone sporting those nasty things need their tires slashed.
Really, I want to see a fake or real ballsack?
Fuck you nasty asshole.
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