Babylon Bee: HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pumped to attend a taping of The Price Is Right in Hollywood this week. The special guest introduced herself as a U.S. representative and rising star of the Democratic Party. Things got interesting when the game began and every time it was her turn to estimate the price of an item her answer was “free.”
Items included a set of Italian leather handbags, an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas, and a brand new 2019 BMW 330i, at all of which Ocasio-Cortez shouted, “FREE!”
When host Drew Carey asked if Ocasio-Cortez understood the game’s rules, she told Carey not to cat-call her and then responded, “Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me.” MORE
h/t Groucho Marxist.
Hilarious.
Im actually starting to feel sorry for her, she’s so pathetic and desperate.
She’s out of her league and so poorly educated — and doesn’t even know it.
Satire or is it? This thing is in Congress for Christ’s sake. What’s sad is she is in like “minded” company. Time to burn it all down and start over.
Did she win?
This is what a lot of Republican television political advertisements should look like… If they actually 1) wanted to win 2) did not agree with the Democratic positions.
But when they are running the likes of Romney, you do the math.
So scary it could be TRUE.
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newssatire.This is a parody, right? She’s too stupid to be on The Price is Right, maybe she should’ve been on The Gong Show or Let’s Make A Dope Deal. I can’t imagine Drew Carey putting up with this idiot, let alone Bob Barker.
Imagine her being on Family Feud during the “fast money” game.
Free……0
Free……0
Free……0
Free……0
Free……0
And Steve Harvey’s expression….
Imagine Richard Dawson kicking her ass for being so stupid.
Sumbody over at the Bwoston University of Free Shit needs to be seriously pimp-slapped!
One wonders if she’s paid off her student loans…that was $$ well spent.
It had to happen! According to the Peter Principle, the entire country has finally reached its level of incompetence!