9 Comments on Babylon Bee: Trump Unveils Bold New Country Names
The Great Lakes can be Make America Great Lakes.
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Dang right! Pluto’s a planet!
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“America’s Pants” is the best one,
followed closely by “Mar-a-Lago East”. Could not stop laughing.
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@Crackerbaby,
Nope… I really wish they’d waited till Patty Tombaugh had passed to make it official. She reacted as if they’d taken something away from Clyde. But consider… Discovering an entire new category of Solar objects is way bigger a deal than discovering a puny 9th planet. Eris, discovered in 2003 is actually higher in mass, but smaller in size. That and other minor planet discoveries led to the recognition of the Kuiper Belt objects, which is a way bigger deal that just Pluto. The reason it’s such a divisive issue is it’s taken 80+ years to figure out just how hard it was to find Pluto, and realize just what a massive discovery was made. Clyde was one of the last “observational” astronomers. As with most of the greats, his work was misunderstood in his time.
KR
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The new name for Greenland has my support.
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Some were great. XI the Pooh Bear lives in The Hundred Acre Wood !! LOL
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Best continent and land mass education money can buy.
I’ve always called Planet Earth, Planet America. Now, Earth Day will be America Day!
So in conclusion, all inhabitants of the Planet formerly known as ‘Planet Earth’, which is now called ‘Planet America’, will now be called Americalings.
and, anyone born in America Classic, will be a Classic American by birth, but all others will still have to follow the immigration rules when entering America Classic, or you will be deported to Gay North Dakota, whether you originated from there or not. Rules are Rules and they’re there for a reason, and will be followed!
Also, next on the list of name changes will the universe, galaxies, outer space regions, and interstellar objects. Because America Classic will not limited to just the Air, as in Air Force. Remember, Trump changed it to Space Force.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now on a Galaxy Quest!
The Great Lakes can be Make America Great Lakes.
Dang right! Pluto’s a planet!
“America’s Pants” is the best one,
followed closely by “Mar-a-Lago East”. Could not stop laughing.
@Crackerbaby,
Nope… I really wish they’d waited till Patty Tombaugh had passed to make it official. She reacted as if they’d taken something away from Clyde. But consider… Discovering an entire new category of Solar objects is way bigger a deal than discovering a puny 9th planet. Eris, discovered in 2003 is actually higher in mass, but smaller in size. That and other minor planet discoveries led to the recognition of the Kuiper Belt objects, which is a way bigger deal that just Pluto. The reason it’s such a divisive issue is it’s taken 80+ years to figure out just how hard it was to find Pluto, and realize just what a massive discovery was made. Clyde was one of the last “observational” astronomers. As with most of the greats, his work was misunderstood in his time.
KR
The new name for Greenland has my support.
Some were great. XI the Pooh Bear lives in The Hundred Acre Wood !! LOL
Best continent and land mass education money can buy.
I’ve always called Planet Earth, Planet America. Now, Earth Day will be America Day!
So in conclusion, all inhabitants of the Planet formerly known as ‘Planet Earth’, which is now called ‘Planet America’, will now be called Americalings.
and, anyone born in America Classic, will be a Classic American by birth, but all others will still have to follow the immigration rules when entering America Classic, or you will be deported to Gay North Dakota, whether you originated from there or not. Rules are Rules and they’re there for a reason, and will be followed!
Also, next on the list of name changes will the universe, galaxies, outer space regions, and interstellar objects. Because America Classic will not limited to just the Air, as in Air Force. Remember, Trump changed it to Space Force.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now on a Galaxy Quest!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/
Good Night
WI and MI are already Muskyland.
Walleye, too.
Some historians are saying Atlantis is really America and there are edicts in the ancient world forbidding their people from trading there.
So Ocean of America might just be truer than we know.