A bad haircut — and a wounded ear — led to a Wisconsin hairstylist’s arrest, authorities said.
Khaled A. Shabani, 46, was arrested after he snipped a 22-year-old customer’s ear, Madison police said.
Police spokesman Joel DeSpain said officers arrested Shabani on suspicion of mayhem and disorderly conduct while armed.
DeSpain said the victim told officers the hairstylist told him to stop fidgeting and moving his head before nicking his ear Friday.
According to The Wisconsin State Journal, DeSpain said the hairstylist then ran the clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer’s head, “leaving him looking a bit like Larry from ‘The Three Stooges.’”
DeSpain said Shabani told officers it was an accident.
The Associated Press
It’s your own fault dumbass.
Your barbers name should be Bill or Tom or Steve
Back when I had a full, thick, lady killer mane, I always had women cut it. Nothing as relaxing as a chick’s fingers…..oh well, nowadays my barber’s names are Norelco and Schick. No comb overs for me, I go full scalp.
It’ll grow back.
Go to a heterosexual barber next time.
He’s lucky Khaled didn’t ”nick” his head off with a machete. Moslems are soooo sensitive.
the difference between a good haircut & a bad haircut …… two weeks
(I come from a long line of Barbers … so far back that they actually pulled tonsils, teeth, removed facial moles & applied leaches to black eyes & bruises … state licensed, of course!)
I wouldn’t go to a muzzie hair cutter for anything! What’s he thinking? In fact, I will not go to a muzzie place of business for any reason.
Ida Killed him with my bare hands. I’m not pretty to begin with.
I see millennials with haircuts like this(or worse) all the time.
first clue … never let a barber with a scimitar trim your hair
“I keel you!”
Interesting to see yet another Mustard with so much inner anger,
and no Bomb in sight that he Attacks with whatever he has in hand.
Same as the Mustard Cop who shot the blond fitness guru in her car, you know no Biggie as long as Allah made the call !
In the Nam, we had gook barbers in base camp, most of whom were probably VC in their spare time. Haircuts were cheap (25 cents MPC, IIRC) and included a quick neck and arm massage. A shave was only 15 cents, but I would never let them give me one, just in case the temptation got to be too much.
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@ Am I right?
I had a barber way back when I still got it cut, his name was Peter Perfect and lived on Easy St.
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?pid=164688293
The victim should be grateful he didn’t ask for a shave.
I doubt much will happen to the brute, they’re a protected species in them parts and they know it.
a reverse mohawk
We need Clipper Control and regulation.