Bad Joke Friday! 🤪

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1. FEMA is here to help.

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2. Mr. FEMA

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3. aoc, crockett?, gardner, foxx, harris, james, preckwinkle, tlaib, waters, willis

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4. Did you know that Albert Einstein had a mad scientist brother? His name was Frank as in Frank Einstein.

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5. omar, pressley, booker, ellison

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6. obama, holder

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7. The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it!

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8. I listened to the song at the end.
   YOu owe me a box of Kleenex.

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9. ‘Ave Maria’ lyrics, prayer for all.
   Hail Mary, full of grace,
   Mary, full of grace,
   Mary, full of grace,
   Hail, Hail, the Lord.
   The Lord is with thee.
   Blessed art thou among women, and blessed,
   Blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
   Thy womb, Jesus.
   Hail Mary!

   Hail Mary, Mother of God,
   Pray for us sinners,
   Pray, pray for us;
   Pray, pray for us sinners,
   Now and at the hour of our death,
   The hour of our death
   The hour of our death,
   The hour of our death
   Hail Mary

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10. What did the buffalo say to his son as he went off to college?

    Bison.

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11. What’s the Kansas state tree? Utility pole.

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12. A friend of mine once told me that Kansas was so flat that you could see the back of your head.

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13. @Cmn¢¢guy Back in the days of AM radio and public service broadcasts, we had an AM rock station that also broadcast the Rosary Hour as their PSA. It started PRECISELY at 6:00p, I remember once Hendrix playing All Along the Watchtower and the nuns abruptly cutting in with “Hail Mary, full of grace”. It could be quite jarring.

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14. Here’s the current dark humor hard to believe but true joke:
    FEMA Sends Electric Chainsaws to Areas With No Power in North Carolina.

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15. ‘Ave Maria’ is not a joke

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16. @Zonga — Absolutely true. But chopping off the end of All Along the Watch Tower by switching to The Rosary Hour does elicit a smile.

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17. FEMA – I will think of it as FEEBLEMA from now on.

    They are more interested in recruiting more DEI fumblers, sexual perverts, and morons into their agency than helping out citizens during emergencies.

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18. “ They are more interested in recruiting more DEI fumblers, sexual perverts, and morons into their agency than helping out citizens during emergencies.”

    Well, in their defense, they HAVE TO, or else the DOJ will prosecute them for hiring bias. See the Maryland State Police case.

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19. In the springtime, you know you’re getting close to the Quebec border when the telephone poles have sap pails on them.

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20. A snail won the Lottery and bought a new car. He had the dealer paint a big “S” on the doors. When asked why he made such a request he said, “When I drive down the street I want those watching to say, ‘Man, look at that “S” car go!'”.

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21. Keith Olberman, Joe Biden, and AOC walked into a bar.
    They were treated for concussion and released.

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22. Whatcha call a certain type of sex deviant who works in the SPAM canning plant?

    A Hormelsexual.

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23. My favorite Kansas joke:
    “I let my dog go and watched him run away for three days”.

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24. Joey Biden got 81 million votes!