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Bad Joke Friday

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  1. Re: Toulouse-Lautrec

    One of his later relatives felt the top of his head itching badly. After a couple of weeks, he went to the dermatologist to have his scalp examined.

    The Doctor told him that many times such itching is caused by head lice and proceeded to examine Lautrec’s head.

    Doctor: Well, it’s not too bad. I found only two louses. We’ll put some lice killer and ointment on your head and you shouldn’t experience any more itching.

    The doctor’s staff and his friends started calling him “Twolouse”-Lautrec.

  2. Around 1900, Englishman Sir John Bates used to take strolls around London with his 16 year-old son.

    Which prompted onlookers to say: There goes Sir John Bates and his son Master Bates.

  3. Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised:

    “female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males.
    Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.”

    He continued, “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

    Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?”

    At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired…

    “Sir, How much for a season pass?”

  4. Not a joke, but…

    I’m convinced that the ancient Hebrews came from another planet, a planet such as Krypton.

    Think of the ancient Hebrew names: Da-vid, Eth-el, No-Ah, Ben-jamin, E-zek-ial, etc. Sound alien, right?

    Proof they came from a different planet. Maybe by the same way Superman got here.

  5. Chinese man goes to Optometrist for a checkup.
    Optometrist tells him he has a cataract.
    Chinese man replies, no, it’s a Rincoln. Just bought it yesterday
    at the Dealership.


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