Bad Joke Friday! – IOTW Report

Bad Joke Friday!

With Wendy and Brock.

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  1. Papa mole sticks his head out of the hole and says “I smell pancakes”. Mama mole sticks her head out and says “I smell sausage”. There ‘s no room left for baby mole to stick his head out so he says “All I can smell is molasses”.

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  2. Tampon Tim’s son Gus had a flatulence problem. He farted in class, and then all the kids would say Gus cut a whopper. He’d come home embarrassed so his mama gave him a big pickle to keep up his ass so it wouldn’t happen. One day Gus left his pickle in the gender neutral bathroom. The other kids found it and cut it up and put it in the teacher’s sandwich. After lunch Gus ripped another big one, and all the kids said “Gus cut a whopper – teacher ate the stopper !!”.

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  3. I guess SOME women look at him as a non threat to them, you know, like they view homosexuals.

    I’m waiting for a reporter to ask him if Kamala tastes like Willie Brown or Montel Williams when he kisses her.

    In the old days, he’d be called a rooster sucker by proxy.

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  4. A blonde woman goes to a psychiatrist because she’s worried about her husband’s temper.  
    The doctor asks: “What’s the problem?  
    The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”      
    The doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”      
    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. She says, “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”      
    The doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.

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