IT’S BAD JOKE FRIDAY – WITH WENDY AND BROCK.
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There was a man from Kalamazoo
who ended his limericks at line two.
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
There are two goldfish in a tank.
One said to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?
A police officer was assigned to hunt a dangerous cannibal on his first day on the job.
All the more seasoned officers had already been eaten.
And then there were 2 Chinese janitors who jumped out of the closet unexpectedly and yelled Supplies.
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don’t work.
Why did the Chechen cross the road?
Because he Hadith to.
What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.
From Science Jokes
I went to visit a psychic. When I knocked on her door, she yelled, “Who is it”?
So I left!
How did the tractor salesman find out his wife had left him? He came home from work and found a John Deere letter.
How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree?
By its bark!
From Science Jokes
A ruthlesss Law Firm: Barkmore and Wagless.
I used to work in a company with a lady who was older than me, who liked to drink tea at breaktime. I’d get to the break room ahead of her and grab a tea bag out of the Lipton cardboard box, and then hand it to her with the comment – “Have a tea, bag”.
She’d always laugh – she was a good sport.
Today’s 8-31 dad joke, did you hear about the T-Rex who sold guns? He’s a small arms dealer.
Stevie Nicks new hit: Edge of Seventy.