When your chief medical officer doesn’t come in to work and claims to be feeling unwell, what is he suffering from?
A Varma pseudo cold
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Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
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Why did Tim Walz cross the road?
That’s where the Chinese commie says were!
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CT Ginger – “Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”
Fun facts to know and tell:
President Lincoln was Jewish.
His first name was Abe and he was shot in the temple.
Ba Dum Tsss
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Why did the chickens cross the road? To get away from the Haitian barbecuers!
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Yesterday I couldn’t figure out if someone was waving at me or the person behind me.
In other news, I lost my lifeguard job.
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Eight hours into his trial, a suspect pled guilty. “Why didn’t you do this at the start of the trial and save the court’s time?” the judge demanded. “Well,” the suspect responded, “until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent”!
“Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”
When your chief medical officer doesn’t come in to work and claims to be feeling unwell, what is he suffering from?
A Varma pseudo cold
Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
Why did Tim Walz cross the road?
That’s where the Chinese commie says were!
CT Ginger – “Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”
Fun facts to know and tell:
President Lincoln was Jewish.
His first name was Abe and he was shot in the temple.
Ba Dum Tsss
Why did the chickens cross the road? To get away from the Haitian barbecuers!
Yesterday I couldn’t figure out if someone was waving at me or the person behind me.
In other news, I lost my lifeguard job.
Eight hours into his trial, a suspect pled guilty. “Why didn’t you do this at the start of the trial and save the court’s time?” the judge demanded. “Well,” the suspect responded, “until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent”!