It must be very few jokes Friday. Here are 3 jokes from this week’s bad dad joke calendar. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. Sweden doesn’t want to export its cattle because it wants to keep its Stockholm. And finally, Which kind of snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers.
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Inquiring minds want to know: Do race horses slow down when they see Police horses?
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Neigh, they speed up trying to outrun the cops.
3
I once left a jar of Adderall in a Ford Fiesta…
Now it’s a Ford Focus
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What did the baby mole say when he came up out of the mole hole behind the rest of the moles? “All I can say I must’ve come up behind a whole bunch of molasses.”
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I made a chicken salad last night…
Apparently they prefer grain.
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At least it wasn’t a word salad gaffe like cumala makes all the time.
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What’s the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse!
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I told my daughter I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said “How do you know it has a job’?
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Was it Bullwinkle and was his alma matter Whassamatta U in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
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will bullwinkle be able to extricate himself? …soon as i get myself loose!
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@Big Game Hunter
C’mon now. Wasn’t that Michelle Obama you saw?
Chick peas….what happens when a nice looking gal excuses herself and heads for the lady’s room.
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Wife to husband: Dear, you have a booger hanging out of your right nostril.
Husband grabs a Kleenex, blows his nose, looks inside the Kleenex.
Husband: Dear, It snot a booger.
A real oldie but my favorite Tom Swifty:
“I’ll take the inmate downstairs,” Tom said condescendingly.
“Don’t take another step,” Tom said haltingly.
Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
“Careful with that knife” she cried sharply
Joey Biden: Pay me the 10% greedingly.
It must be very few jokes Friday. Here are 3 jokes from this week’s bad dad joke calendar. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. Sweden doesn’t want to export its cattle because it wants to keep its Stockholm. And finally, Which kind of snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers.
Inquiring minds want to know: Do race horses slow down when they see Police horses?
Neigh, they speed up trying to outrun the cops.
I once left a jar of Adderall in a Ford Fiesta…
Now it’s a Ford Focus
What did the baby mole say when he came up out of the mole hole behind the rest of the moles? “All I can say I must’ve come up behind a whole bunch of molasses.”
I made a chicken salad last night…
Apparently they prefer grain.
At least it wasn’t a word salad gaffe like cumala makes all the time.
What’s the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse!
I told my daughter I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said “How do you know it has a job’?
Was it Bullwinkle and was his alma matter Whassamatta U in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
will bullwinkle be able to extricate himself? …soon as i get myself loose!
@Big Game Hunter
C’mon now. Wasn’t that Michelle Obama you saw?
Chick peas….what happens when a nice looking gal excuses herself and heads for the lady’s room.
Wife to husband: Dear, you have a booger hanging out of your right nostril.
Husband grabs a Kleenex, blows his nose, looks inside the Kleenex.
Husband: Dear, It snot a booger.
A real oldie but my favorite Tom Swifty:
“I’ll take the inmate downstairs,” Tom said condescendingly.