Bad Joke Friday!

13 Comments on Bad Joke Friday!

1. my wife said she was mad at me for ruining her birthday.

   I didn’t even know it was her birthday!

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2. You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor? Everybody!

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3. A patient was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asked how he was feeling” I’m OK, but I didn’t like the four letter word the doctor used in surgery,” he replied. “What did he say?” the nurse asked.

   “Oops”!

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4. How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?
   Pay him for the pizza!

   I haven’t seen liberals this butt-hurt since they legalized gay marriage!

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5. 43 monkeys and 2 emus are on the loose in SC.

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6. What is the difference between a terrorist and a therapist?
   You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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7. For my grandkids:

   What do you call an angry carrot. A steamed veggie.

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8. Retired NFL Q-back Terry Bradshaw was born in the south, Louisiana, I believe. A friend took him to a suchi restaurant once. Bradshaw looked at the food and unimpressed, said, “Where I come from we call this bait”.

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9. I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

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10. I called in sick to work, said I had an eye problem. I just couldn’t see coming in that day.

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11. Wild Bill
    Where I come from, we call that Anal Gloucoma!

12. Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
    Trump and Harris were running neck and neck!

13. doj/fbi, james, willis, merchant, bragg, are not biased