Bad Joke Friday!

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1. For prez they anointed a darky,
   We gave him the nickname of Barky.
   Then his veep stole the show,
   But his brain wouldn’t go,
   And his diaper was full of malarkey.

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2. Today’s bad jokes:

   1: Caitlin Clark

   2: Why did McConnell get washed in the kitchen sink? Because thats where wash vegetables.

   3: If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

   4: Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
   A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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3. What is the GOP Congress going to award Nancy Pelosi with? Atrophy.

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4. I just saw my wife trip and fall,

   while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

   I watched it all unfold.

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5. What do you call a gay Indian?

   A brave sucker!

6. It was Halloween 1999. A lot of people were on edge then because of Y2K fears – zombies may come out of their graves and rapid wolfmen will attack and devour people, or simply the entire world may implode on Jan 1, 2000. Nobody knew what to expect.

   In Los Angeles, at the West Side Morgue, a janitor was working late. The rest of the morgue staff left early, and not realizing the Janitor was still working in the Preparation Room mopping the floor, they unintentionally locked him in there and then set the alarm.

   After awhile the janitor realized he was alone and was locked into the Prep Room with six fresh corpses. He was a simple man, believing in things he had seen in movies, such as vampires and zombies.

   At one am he heard several popping sounds, along with a noxious odor permeating the room. The poor man knew instantly that the noise and smell came from the corpses. He thought they had come back to life as zombies. By now he was terrified and shaking uncontrollably. There was no way out – no windows and the door was securely locked. He literally went crazy from fear, as psychiatrists later confirmed.

   The next day, morgue staffers found him in a corner of the Prep Room in the fetal position, trembling and crying. They called the police and ambulance and the man was taken to a mental hospital in Hollywood. He was a patient there for seven months, under the care of hospital psychiatrists, and then released. The doctors convinced him the sounds were just “corpse gas” being released and not zombies and he partly regained his sanity. Although still scarred by the experience, he realized at the mental hospital that a lot of people in LA were crazier than he.

   One year later he ran for LA mayor and won in a landslide.

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7. Went to school with a deaf mute Triplets with no arms and legs.
   One we hung on his locker and called him Art.
   The second one always laid in the doorway so we named him Matt.
   The third one joined the swim team so we called him Bob.
   They still give out scholarships in memory of Bob.

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