My wife sat me down and told me how important Valentine’s Day is to her. She must have something really awesome planned for us. 9
My wife sat me down and told me how important Valentine’s Day is to her. She must have something really awesome planned for us.
What do you call a miniature porcupine that steals money from people?
A hedge fund hog!
I think I heard someone say that according to the Chinese Zodiac 2025 is the Year of the Snark.
How did the Air Traffic controller cross the road?
(S)he didn’t have too – they moved the road!
My sister told me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now, I can’t read anything.
Ha!