So, the democraps seriously want to ban male ejaculation in Ohio unless it produces a child. Do they also want to ban guys from jerking off to porn to get their jollies? And what about gay guys shooting sperm up their partners ass. The democraps are nucking futs.
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geoff – they just don’t get that the American people don’t want their filthy, grubby hands on the levers of power… or anything else! One Jackass Joe and his party of freaks from the Island of misfit toys was once too much. Never again!
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Three jokes from this week’s dad joke calendar and one Valentine’s Day joke. If I were an executioner, I would prefer to use an axe. It’d easier to get ahead. How do you know that the moon is broke? It’s down to its last quarter. Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants. And finally, what did the orca say to his valentine? Whale you be mine.
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It’s easier to get ahead.
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I found out today that my editor isn’t doing too well.
Apparently, she has post-grammatic stress disorder.
Talk about a bad Joke, check this out!
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/02/14/ohio-dems-are-another-microcosm-regarding-this-party-not-understanding-why-they-lost-in-2024-n2652209
So, the democraps seriously want to ban male ejaculation in Ohio unless it produces a child. Do they also want to ban guys from jerking off to porn to get their jollies? And what about gay guys shooting sperm up their partners ass. The democraps are nucking futs.
geoff – they just don’t get that the American people don’t want their filthy, grubby hands on the levers of power… or anything else! One Jackass Joe and his party of freaks from the Island of misfit toys was once too much. Never again!
Three jokes from this week’s dad joke calendar and one Valentine’s Day joke. If I were an executioner, I would prefer to use an axe. It’d easier to get ahead. How do you know that the moon is broke? It’s down to its last quarter. Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants. And finally, what did the orca say to his valentine? Whale you be mine.
It’s easier to get ahead.
I found out today that my editor isn’t doing too well.
Apparently, she has post-grammatic stress disorder.