What a wonderful diversion and good humor. Great way to start the 3day weekend.
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Been telling my friend about the importance of dried grapes.
Just raisin awareness.
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Where does bad light end up? In prism. From today’s dad joke on my 365 daily dad joke calendar.
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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
“You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”
I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen? She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me a few stitches…but, hey, when you’re over seventy
who cares?
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Harry, it’s a good thing that you didn’t tell her that the pen is mightier than the sword. And why would a fat ugly chick come up behind an older guy. I’m over 70 as well and definitely never was interested in fat ugly broads.
2
How do you measure a snake? In inches. Ever seen a snake with feet?
4
Why is it always hotter in a stadium after a game? All the fans have left.
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Which building in New York has the most stories? The Public Library.
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Worst/or most boring books ever Published (not including books by Marx, Engels, Darwin, Freud, Lenin, Stalin, Hillary Clinton, or the remainder of Mao’s books)
Chairman Mao: Me and My Little Red Bicycle (1930)
Bill Gates. How to “Make It” in the World of Electronic Data Processing (1978)
Calvin Coolidge: My Presidential Jokes and Pranks (1928)
Gloria Steinem: Show Your Tits (1975)
Leo Tolstoy: Yellow Snow (1903)
Ed “Bugs” Glitch: Programming in Pascal (1982)
Mamie Eisenhower: They Call Me Lady Excitement (1956)
Barack Obama: White House, Black Soul (2021)
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Dopey MSN headlines of the week.
10 Strangely Useful Gadgets That Women Love
-I can well imagine
NPR host issues ‘clarification’ after [Amy] Klobucher call Minnesota shooter a ‘he’.
-NPR educates all of us every day
What a wonderful diversion and good humor. Great way to start the 3day weekend.
Been telling my friend about the importance of dried grapes.
Just raisin awareness.
Where does bad light end up? In prism. From today’s dad joke on my 365 daily dad joke calendar.
I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
“You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”
I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen? She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me a few stitches…but, hey, when you’re over seventy
who cares?
Harry, it’s a good thing that you didn’t tell her that the pen is mightier than the sword. And why would a fat ugly chick come up behind an older guy. I’m over 70 as well and definitely never was interested in fat ugly broads.
How do you measure a snake? In inches. Ever seen a snake with feet?
Why is it always hotter in a stadium after a game? All the fans have left.
Which building in New York has the most stories? The Public Library.
Worst/or most boring books ever Published (not including books by Marx, Engels, Darwin, Freud, Lenin, Stalin, Hillary Clinton, or the remainder of Mao’s books)
Chairman Mao: Me and My Little Red Bicycle (1930)
Bill Gates. How to “Make It” in the World of Electronic Data Processing (1978)
Calvin Coolidge: My Presidential Jokes and Pranks (1928)
Gloria Steinem: Show Your Tits (1975)
Leo Tolstoy: Yellow Snow (1903)
Ed “Bugs” Glitch: Programming in Pascal (1982)
Mamie Eisenhower: They Call Me Lady Excitement (1956)
Barack Obama: White House, Black Soul (2021)
Dopey MSN headlines of the week.
10 Strangely Useful Gadgets That Women Love
-I can well imagine
NPR host issues ‘clarification’ after [Amy] Klobucher call Minnesota shooter a ‘he’.
-NPR educates all of us every day