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Bad Joke Friday (A day late). Starts at 2hr 53mins.
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Questions:
1. What two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God’s first name?
I was walking down the street with a date when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s ridiculous,” I texted her from across the street!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everybody!
Answers:
1. Today & Tomorrow.
2. Twelve = Jan 2nd
Feb 2nd
March 2nd
April 2nd
May 2nd
ETC.
3. Andy
And he walks with me and he talks with me!
Joey Biden got 81 million votes!
Kamala Harris is gonna get 1 bazillion!
Yeah, real fukkin funny …
In a civil court case regarding a man who accidently cut off his legs with a power saw and brought suit again the manufacturer.
The judge dismissed the case, telling the man: You have no standing.
Dems, in a last ditch attempt to deter people from voting for Trump: If Trump wins again, it’ll be your fault when we get Cheetos dust all over the White House again.
MAGA people: Better that than cooties and bed bugs infesting it.
tx sphincter-of-the-house phela-tio
Today’s 11-3 cheesy dad joke, I had a chicken who could count her own eggs. She was a mathmachicken.