The Local: A new brothel has opened in Barcelona that offers men the chance to fulfil all their fantasies – as long as their fantasies involve hyper-realistic silicone dolls.
Lumidolls, which operates from an apartment building in downtown Barcelona, claims to be the first sex doll agency in Europe and offers hour-long ‘appointments’ with one of its four dolls for just €80.
The dolls, which are individually crafted from thermoplastic elastomer to be unique, have three orifices and flexible limbs enabling them to be manouvered in almost any position.
Such sex dolls have already proved a huge hit in Japan and China – especially with husbands working away from home who want to avoid being unfaithful – but Lumidoll claims to be the first such brothel to open in Europe. more
SNIP: Unsanitary.
do they come with a plug in heater? don’t need one cold as ice.
Are transgenders available? I prefer a man doll with a vagina.
“hyper-realistic silicone dolls”
WTF IS THAT????
Don’t see a problem with this except for using a doll that was already used before.
I don’t care how thoroughly disinfected they are, it’s still disgusting.
This is what happens when you increase the minimum wage to $15
“Do they have a goat?”
Mudhomid Abdul Mudhomid
The more you think about this the grosser it gets
– Who cleans these things?
– Even on day one things are gross, but what about day 30, 120, 180?
– Are wives really gonna be okay with this rather than the real thing?
What in Hell’s Kitchen?
I don’t even like to use rented bowling shoes.
Damn, first Wendy’s now brothels, where are these youngsters going to find work?
At least it’s not “self service” like Wendy’s I guess.
Bogus Bill has already booked a flight!
When Bill says, “This doll is smokin'”, it means he put the wrong end of the cigar in.
Sounds as exciting as necrophilia or sex with a comatose woman.
I’ll skip the offering.
On the upside, there is no complaining. On the downside, you have to make your own sammich later.
They could call these abominations Rubber maids.
“Takes a licking and keeps on – ”
Oh, wait – that’s Timex I’m thinking of, isn’t it?
Never mind…
Don’t tell that to John Cameron Swayze. I’m definitely dating myself with that one. If you know or remember who John Cameron Swayze was you’re definitely an old fart.
There’s a discount brothel opening near Warsaw Poland….for $16.95 you get a pair of pink latex gloves and a pint of Wesson oil…
Immobile Stepford Wives who can’t make a sammich.
What happens to the dolls when they reach retirement age?….probably just move to Florida and blend in…
80 euros an hour, for her to just lay there? That’s not a brothel. It’s a wedding chapel!
I heard that there could have been 6 dolls made out of Nancy Pelosi’s lips alone….
Eeeew!
It would be great if sex traffickers would invest in these dolls, rather than exploiting real humans.
Hal FEBRUARY 28, 2017 AT 4:51 PM
Don’t see a problem with this except for using a doll that was already used before.
I don’t care how thoroughly disinfected they are, it’s still disgusting.
Yup. Best to stick just one doll
Stick with, stay with, one doll. 🙂
Hyper-realistic?
What, they bitch and moan every month, then go on some sort of march or protest?
Can a guy leave the toilet seat up at that place?
@geoff – if one can spell “John Cameron Swayze”, you’re an old fart.
Hold it, ebby buddy, since the north
african invasion, requests have changed. Have
they designed a goat model yet?