KFI: A wild animal show in Olonets, Russia went way off-script after a more than 650-lb circus bear attacked and injured one of its trainers during a performance this week.
Video showed the audience watching the animal show from chairs with no barriers between them and the bear, as the trainer began prompting the wild animal to perform a trick called “Clubfoot and Garden Wheelbarrow.” The trick has the bear, named Yashka, walking on its hind legs while pushing a wheelbarrow while parents and their children watched from only a few feet away. When the trainer prompted the bear to turn, the large animal attacked him, pushing the man to the ground and straddling him while another trainer rushed in to kick at the bear. Go see
Don’t phook with Bear……
How a bear sez: “Gettin real tired of yer shit Carl!”
A Russian bear doesn’t want to drive a Mexican dump truck?…who knew?…
Old joke punch line:
…so the bear say’s, “You don’t really come here for the hunting, do you:”?
Reminds me of my last date.
In Russia, bear trains man.
One should always be suspicious of the Russian Bear.
Known to kill their Masters, Friends, Enemies, and whomever just happens to be around.
izlamo delenda est …
Things in life that don’t kill you will make you stronger; but, bears can and will kill you.
He was pissed that he hadn’t had his morning motorcycle ride:
https://youtu.be/81SUUewUGs8
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Was alcohol involved? Drunk bears are meaner than drunk deer.
That’s because drunk deer are smaller. Unless it’s a large buck with a big rack of pointy antlers just waiting to impale in you in a drunken deer rage.
The guy was kicking the bear. I say “GO BEARS!”
Bear Vs. Man…Salmon was involved:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMUOBBuPyXQ
I’m shocked the bear did that! Are you trying to tell me they weren’t created to push wheelbarrows?
Does a bear know that he is a bear?
Where is Dan’l Boone when you need him?
Whats wrong, the trainer asked him for a bear hug!