Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just one day after the unprecedented removal of Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House of Representatives, tragedy struck on Capitol Hill, as the crew tasked with moving Nancy Pelosi out of her long-occupied “hideaway” office was crushed to death by a sudden avalanche of empty wine bottles.
“They never saw it coming,” said one source within the Capitol who asked to remain anonymous. “They were just here to help. They expected to be carrying a lot of boxes of books and office equipment and some furniture…but they didn’t expect several years’ worth of empty glass bottles to rain down upon them like the apocalypse. You always hear about how alcohol abuse can kill, but not like this.” more
Good one.
lol. Who knew recycling was only for us plebes.
Wait – Granny Boxwine was drinking from bottles?
I was wondering what the reasoning was for kicking Pelosi to the curb? I thought it might be punishment because of the Democrats voting McCarthy out?
It is now apparent to me. They’re planning on using that room for hidden revenge.