Bee: Ignorant Republicans Riot And Don’t Even Get Any Big-Screen TVs – IOTW Report

Bee: Ignorant Republicans Riot And Don’t Even Get Any Big-Screen TVs

Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Ignorant Republicans rioted yesterday but didn’t even snag any free big-screen TVs out of the deal, sources at the Capitol Building reported.

The short-sighted protesters stormed the Capitol without stealing a bunch of stuff, prompting many to question whether they really understand the purpose of a peaceful protest at all.

“Look at these morons, rioting at the Capitol when there’s a perfectly good Target just down the street,” said one CNN reporter. “If they’d looted a bunch of local businesses in the name of social justice or whatever, we’d be covering this protest a heck of a lot differently, I’ll tell you that.” more

14 Comments on Bee: Ignorant Republicans Riot And Don’t Even Get Any Big-Screen TVs

  1. In other news, information leaked from what is being reported as Nancy Pelosi’s stolen laptop include nude pictures of Hunter Biden and images of Nancy dancing nude with hookers on a urine drenched bed in Moscow.

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