Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Ignorant Republicans rioted yesterday but didn’t even snag any free big-screen TVs out of the deal, sources at the Capitol Building reported.
The short-sighted protesters stormed the Capitol without stealing a bunch of stuff, prompting many to question whether they really understand the purpose of a peaceful protest at all.
“Look at these morons, rioting at the Capitol when there’s a perfectly good Target just down the street,” said one CNN reporter. “If they’d looted a bunch of local businesses in the name of social justice or whatever, we’d be covering this protest a heck of a lot differently, I’ll tell you that.” more
I thought the Bee was supposed to be satire?
FAKE NEWS!
Oh, I thought we were just collecting names and locations of people we don’t like …with big screen tv’s😏
We really should be more coordinated. lolol
Dammit!
Well at least one person made off with a certain hag’s laptop! That person should be given partial credit!
In other news, information leaked from what is being reported as Nancy Pelosi’s stolen laptop include nude pictures of Hunter Biden and images of Nancy dancing nude with hookers on a urine drenched bed in Moscow.
That’s the price you pay for not wanting to ge shot at by the police. Someone has to show how a truly peaceful protest is done.
Nancy’s Laptop contained senior porn with old ladies with strapons doggie style Mich, Lensey, and Mike! Video at 11:00p.m. news
Child porn and snuff films allegedly stored on Pelosi’s laptop.
I don’t start ‘em, I just repeat ‘em.
Nancy’s laptop contained a large selection of childrens photos, from which she selects her evening meal.
They just told Nancy it was a laptop. It was an Etch-A-Sketch.
Best line of the day….
THAT’S RACIST!