Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting publicly berated on television, President Zelensky arrived at his hotel room only to find that Trump had changed his Netflix password and now Zelensky would have to get his own account.
The loss of his Premium Netflix subscription came as a tough blow, after already missing out on his catered lunch and losing the backing of the most powerful nation on the planet.
“Oh, come on,” said Zelensky, realizing the password had been changed.
You know why this isn’t funny. That piano playing midget could buy Netflix. With our tax dollars.
He doesn’t watch Netflix…no gay porn.
I call bullshit only because Netflix is FAR too DEI for President Trump, so he would have already dropped any subscription to begin with…
https://youtu.be/_Godh2oR4kM?si=PNnVPhyQWMxtpjyt
Doesn’t he still have that unlimited VISA card that old, and crazy, Joe gave him?
That front page picture of a TV with Tone & Bars is the channel Jackass Joe watches all the time now…
True story – had a TV shop fifty years ago. Friends would stop in to kibitz, have lunch, whatever and one particular guy was always stoned. He never said too much and most of time he would just stand in front of a TV quietly smoking a cigarette.
One day I though it would be fun to flip the wires to the horizontal winding on the yoke. That results in a backwards picture (everything in reverse) that looks normal in a mirror.
So one Saturday he comes in and parks himself in front of the TV to watch the ball game. They went to an advertising break when he came in so we figured that the backward printing on the screen would tip him off. He doesn’t say a word throughout the whole break. Back to the game. Batter up. Goes thru a couple of strikes then hits the ball.
That’s when he jumped up, threw his cigarette on the floor and shouted “THAT SONOVABITCH JUST RAN TO THIRD!”
We’ve been laughing about that moment ever since.