Babylon Bee: KYIV, UKRAINE—As shells have begun exploding in the heart of Kyiv, museums have rushed to protect their most prized, valuable pieces: the original artwork of once-in-a-generation talent Hunter Biden.
“The Louvre may have Van Gogh and the Mona Lisa, but here we have Coke On Coke by Hunter Biden,” said museum owner Ivan Rostyslav. “I will never forget when he sold us this piece, he said to me, ‘Ivan, I don’t know how I got here or where my pants are but can you get me to the airport?’ Ha! What an artist he is!” read more
Put them in ziplocs. They’ll feel right at home.
I’d be willing to store them in the basement of my two story out-house.
I wish that I had the capacity to laugh at this stuff. All Biden’s should be hooded and kneeling beneath a guillotine.
The whole family.
He’ll make more.🥴
“most of the paintings were initially purchased for the Burisma boardroom with the tacit understanding that then-Vice President Joe Biden would look out for Ukraine”
How to get RICH as a politician, did the “Big Guy” get his cut?
So still laundering money through the Ukraine.
In the future, owning a Hunter Biden painting will be like owning a six-pack of unopened Billy Beer.