Berlin Police have withdrawn advice they gave to potential stabbing victims to “sing loudly” while being attacked after receiving a public backlash.
The advice was initially given after 48,200 physical assaults in Berlin were recorded last year, the highest figure in 10 years. MORE
blow it out of your ass, useless badge-*******
I expect this to be the stupidest thing I read today… but it’s still early.
WTF It’s not like you’re washing your hands.
Happy deathday to me, Happy deathday to me, Happy deathday, Happy deathday, Hap—_______
This is absurdity turned up to eeeleven!
They’re being dick-slapped into compliance and subservience!
So are we for that matter only in our case it’ll be with a strap-on!
seems like that would just make them stab harder
The “Horst Wessel Leid” could be a good choice.
It would bring the cops, anyway.
To arrest YOU.
https://youtu.be/o8oH3hnCXaQ
What in particular should you sing? Mack the Knife?
I don’t see singing working for anyone other than Yoko Ono.
“Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! You know I need someone
Help!”
https://youtu.be/2Q_ZzBGPdqE
“Hilfe, ich brauche jemanden
Hilfe, nicht einfach irgendjemand
Hilfe, du weißt, ich brauche jemanden
Hilfe!”
https://youtu.be/zojKprlGxL0
Ich bin Berliner .
Remember the advice in “Miss Congeniality” to SING – which translated as Solar, Instep, Nose and Groin. It actually works, or it did for me back in 1977 when I was attacked twice within 24 hours in Barcelona, Spain. You must be able to assess the threat fast, act fast and then run fast from the scene.
Big Momma – Haven’t seen Miss Congeniality but will look for it in future. Happy that you made it back from Barcelona and found your way here !
@Brad — “Mack the Knife” is the perfect song! The original is even in German: “Mackie Messer”, by Weill and Brecht, composed for their 1928 “Three Penny Opera”
yoko ono & somalians, still living off of dead beatles/beetles
Sing? Why not just take a train?
On reflection, my collection of violent rap songs would probably not be appropriate in these situatinos.
Germany for the WIN!
A few months ago Toronto Police advised leaving you keys to your car inside the front door so that during a home invasion for your car, the burglars would not enter past you door or hold you at gunpoint.
SINGING while getting KILLED takes the Cake!
Uncle Al , that’s great stuff ! Even the Doors covered them with Whiskey Bar !!
I don’t know… The thought of a big German woman shrinking out Wagner scares the piss out of me!🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The First Cut Is The Deepest”?
Whistle while you stab?
The difference between animals and people is animals won’t allow the dumest one to be the leader.
https://youtu.be/LzCjrZ4lF5I
Jeez, if it was any self respecting country you’d just whip out your carry piece and shoot ol’woggie wit da knife right in the snout! Nighty night sand jogger! But of course the Germans allowed their government to disarm them. An odd choice considering how the government in the mid twentieth century treated the German people.
Kinda kinky Don Draper…
I advise these corrupt “leaders” to sing when it’s their time on the gallows.