13 Comments on Biden: “I was diagnosed with having a uh, anyway, they had to take the top of my head off a couple times to see if I had a brain.”
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If I only had a brain…
://youtu.be/nauLgZISozs
They confirmed that he did not have a brain, nor a God-fearing soul, so they knew they had their man.
Surgeon:
“Did you say this is a Democrat?
Nurse:
“Yes, Doctor.”
Surgeon:
*removes top of skull, looks inside*
…ahh, there’s the problem. BRING IN THE GIMP, STAT!
*S&M Pervert from “Kill Bill” storms in*
SUrgeon:
“He’s a couple of quarts low. Do your doody.”
*Gimp grunts, climbs on stand and shits in Pedo’s skull, then leaves without wiping*
Pedo Joe:
“I feelz BEDDAR!!! Give me little girls to sniff!”
Surgeon:
“OK, you can close now. He’s good for another three months, unless the leakage rate out of his mouth increases.”
Overheard in the OR after taking off the top of Joe’s head one doc sez to the other:
“Hey c’mere and take a look at this. Am I seeing things or does this look like an anus to you?”
The doctors have x-rayed my head and they found nothing!
If you look into his eyes you can see the back of his skull.
Is this a dead man, doctor?
He’s worse than dead. His brain is gone.
Is he saying it’s ok to take the top of a democrats head off? I’m identifying as whatever being thinks that was he said, is, today.
Did Eye Gor make a mistake a give the surgeon the wrong brain from a dead man named Abby Normal?
While they didn’t find a brain, they found twenty pounds of chicken shit.
“… to see if I had a brain.”
I’m 100% certain that he doesn’t.
The surgery was performed by the famous brain surgeon, Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr. (look it up for a chuckle)
Dr. Hambone
MARCH 7, 2023 AT 4:43 PM
Cervelles d’agneau au beurre noir?