EXCLUSIVE: The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service has learned that just minutes after Prime Minister Boris Johnson resigned, President Biden placed a call to Buckingham Palace to speak with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, offering to appoint Britain’s first black woman prime minister.
A source familiar with the call, who spoke with the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service anonymously, said the president told the Queen that he got a lot of great press after he nominated the first black woman Supreme Court justice in US history, Jumanji Brown Jackson.
According to the source, the president told the Queen, “It’ll be HISTORIC” and added that he would be happy to use his influence with the blacks to choose the ideal first black woman prime minister.
Initially, the president suggested the Queen’s granddaughter-in-law Meghan Markle, but dismissed the idea, telling the Queen, “If you’re as pale as Audrey Hepburn, then you ain’t black enough to make history!” more
I’ll wager there are plenty of black women in Britain who would do a better job than Bozo BoJo, but JoeJoe Bibo Fido doesn’t know any!
Other than that, this story was entirely inaccurate, as claimed! Good work posturing as FAKE NEWS. Now contact our next President (your choice) and offer your services. 🙂
The “source” was Cassidy Hutchinson
They can have kamala-toe
Shitpants will get every leader in the EU shitcanned when the Uropeans freeze this winter because they listened to that Potatohead and warred against Putin for no good reason.
LOL!!
Derp, another historic first for the Biden* regime.
It took me five minutes to figure out this was one of Dianny’s articles. It’s really bad when political satire is no longer any more satirical than the real thing.
Hilarious and very telling is the confirmed, verified, filmed, and archived fact that the malignant race-hating Joe Biden is attempting to hide, downplay, and cover-up the fact that he’s been a KKK associate, past and present with MSM’s and dem party’s assistance. The vicious malicious Klan uses more non-obvious means and tactics to hide their uber-racism creeds by having their “friend” Biden promote/appoint black people not for their accomplishments and qualifications but based solely on skin color. In that way, Biden and Klan jointly and slyly zero in.
My pick would be Maxine Waters.
She makes those female British parliamentarians look hot.
Mad Max and hot should never be mentioned in the same sentence. The only place she would be hot is in Hell.