PJM:
There’s a rule of thumb I’ve noticed over the years: Democrats want Republicans to shut up, and Republicans want Democrats to keep talking. This is particularly applicable whenever former Vice President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. opens his big yap.
He’s one of the few candidates who’s been keeping this whole thing from being completely boring, because you just never know what he’ll say next. Even he doesn’t know what he’ll say next. And he doesn’t seem to realize what he just said after he says it. But odds are it’ll be completely embarrassing and counterproductive to his campaign. read more
Try it.
That Dawg Face Pony Soldier is Nucking Futs. There’s no way in hell this guy should be near the nuclear codes.
@ Bad_Brad FEBRUARY 11, 2020 AT 5:50 PM
I wouldn’t trust him with a bucket of water if my jock strap were on fire!
I REMEMBER BEING GLAD THIS ASS WAS SHOWN AS A GROPER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD SEAL HIS DOOM… TURNS OUT, WE DIDN’T EVEN NEED THAT…DUDE’S THROWING NUCLEAR HAND GRENADES ALL OVER HIS CAMPAIGN!!!
%$!!%&**WHATADUM8A$$^%%@!@!
When it comes to Mickey Mouse, he oughta know.
Already tried that.
Well, Minnie, anyway…and it was Minnie Rat, not Minnie Mouse.
Wasn’t Robinette the Mouseketeer with her sweater on backwards?….
You are a JackAss running against President Trump and he is mopping the floor with you.
There was no point in staying in NH, cause your going to get beaten bloody.
Geez Joe, you’re Goofy and Dopey and you ain’t doing so hot!
If Mickey Mouse was on the primary ballot, why would anyone support Biden?
BREAKING: M. MOUSE TAKES LEAD OVER BIDEN CAMPAIGN. BIDEN NOW TRAILING JAFAR, LAMBERT THE COWARDLY LION AND CASEY JONES FOR DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY NOD.
This coming from the dope who was once the frontrunner to now dead last in the primaries…
Latest from NH…
As expected…
Joe Biden is a solid 5th place in the returns so far in NH,
Ol’ Joe is wiping up the rear.
The race is not over.
Dems entire field is a bunch of Mickey Mouse candidates who cannot beat Trump.
Different Tim stole my thunder.
Mickey Mouse might stand a chance but too bad they’ve only got Goofy.
Mickey Mouse is so 60 years ago. Now if the Democrats can drop the voting age to 4 and run Sponge Bob they may have a chance. Biden could V.P. in Patrick’s stead.
The one thing we know 2/11/2020 is Biden is out. The only one who does not know this is Biden himself. His staff knows but as long as the Gravy Train is rolling they are going to collect their paychecks. I’m going to miss that dog-faced lying pony solider- not really but I would have loved to seen the look on his face as he gave his concession speech.
Hey Biden. I can run diarrhea out of my butt against you and I’d win. 🖕💩🖕
Sadly, Joe is about to disappear up his own asshole by Stupor Tuesday.
Mr. Biden, I served with Mickey Mouse. I knew Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse was a friend of mine. Mr. Biden, you’re no Mickey Mouse.
Why not Alfred E Neuman, we already have a candidate who looks like him. I still have some old Alfred E Neuman for President posters that I could sell cheap. Joe might not be Mickey Mouse but he sure as hell is Goofy.
Hey Joe, You already are running 5 Rats. Idiota Cornuto.
“…Jeff Goldblum has a show on Disney Plus, so why not give Joe his own show? Malarkey with Joe Biden. I’d watch that…”
The Mickey Malarkey Show – I’d watch that too, but only if he wore his Mickey ears.
Look, Joe. We get it. You have to be President for the same reason Hillary did: to avoid prosecution.
Joe?
Joe’s busy comparing himself to Mickey Mouse.
Sounds like Biden just threatened to take a shot at the President.
“And I’ll have a better shot than you.”
Mickey Mouse would be an improvement over the Democratic field so maybe he would stand a chance.
@ Jimmy…That Lurch reference was brutal…Brutally hilarious!
Since Disney has gone pure H1B Employees…Mickey is no longer
American…and only qualified to run a 7-11..
Sounds like malarkey
I figure it’s going to be Bloomberb. He’s a vicious little Nazi but he doesn’t come off as an idiot or communist. The DNC will make it happen regardless of any primary/caucus results.
Democrat Party. All their candidates are corrupt criminals. Killary, fauxcahontas, breezy joe Biden, buttplug, salad comb, Pig-Styer, bloomieberg. SAD!
Biden is almost as entertaining as Trump sometimes – but in an entirely different universe.
(To the tune of “Mickey Mouse Club)
Who’s the weaker of the schlubs
That clog up my TV,
J-O-E-K-E-Y B-I-D-E-N
Gay! there, Highs! there, Hoes! there
They’re as screwed up as can be
J-O-E-K-E-Y B-I-D-E-N
Joey B!
(Hates Donald Trump!)
Joey B!
(Hates Donald Trump!)
Forever he hopes all voters are high!
High! High! High! High!
Come along get groped way long
Get sniffed by Sir Creepy,
J-O-E-K-E-Y B-I-D-E-N
Pervy Joe club
Pervy Joe club
We’ll do fraud
We’ll spit in your faces
We’ll do drugs and
We’ll cover traces
All around the world
We’re grifting
Who’s the loser ugly mug
Who can’t win primaries
J-O-E-K-E-Y B-I-D-E-N
Hey! there, Halt! there, Hold! there
Say Ukrainian attorneys
J-O-E-K-E-Y B-I-D-E-N
Joey B!
(Hates Donald Trump!)
Joey B!
(Hates Donald Trump!)
Forever he will hold his penis
High! High! High! High!
Smoke some dope and do some coke
Just like Joe’s family,
J-O-E-K-E-Y B-I-D-E-N
(Gray Bernie)
(Gay Petey)
(Fey Amy)
(They Beating Joe Club!)
They are already running Dumbo.
Hey Joe: we’re not laughing WITH you, we’re laughing AT you.
Biden is done. His campaign stinks on ice.
He fled NH before the results came out. Does he think South Carolina is going to bail him out of a 4th and 5th place finish in Iowa and NH?
He never had support. He was just a tool propped up to support impeachment. Campaign people’s jobs and his ego are the only things putting gas in his Malarkeymobile.
Sod off swampy.
I’m watching CNN get their wet-on over Amy Klobuchar. Good luck with that. Mondale-Ferraro redux.
did you forget your meds again drunk uncle joe, and you know the dr isnt gonna like that.
Now Bideneers
there’s one thing we want you
always to remember.
Come along and sing our song
and join our family
M-I-C
K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
Through the years we’ll all
be friends
wherever Joe may be.
M-I-C
K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse
forever let us hold our
banner high.
Now its time to say goodbye
to all your company.
M-I-C
See you real soon!
K-E-Y
Why? because we hate you!
M-O-U-S-E.
…none of this matters.
…ladies and gentlemen, your 2020 Democrat candidate.
…just as planned all along…
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Biden saying Mickey Mouse could beat Trump. I’m surprised Hillary didn’t respond with some nasty comment since Biden is saying Mickey Mouse could do what Hillary couldn’t.
Also, Biden behind the pack in NH. Did that turn Pete on?
I can see The lying dog faced pony soldier putting up a last stand in Charleston imploring voters, they gonna put y’all back in chains!!!!
Then his nurse will escort the drooling idiot back to his room, let him bed time poopy, then shuffle him off to his bed with some tapioca pudding.
Even Mickey Mouse wouldn’t vote for Old Sack Joe.
…Joe’s Mickey Mouse…
http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2016/09/22/japanese-fairy-tale-characters-fight-off-an-evil-mickey-mouse-in-1934-propaganda-anime/
Joe CERTAINLY qualifies as a “mickey mouse candidate,” from the “mickey mouse” party! 😳 😳 😳
“I’m the ONLY one who can beat Trump!’
(After placing 4th in Iowa)
“Aw, anyone can beat Trump!”
Why is Crazy Uncle Joe throwing shade at his campaign management. It’s a Mickey Mouse operation – after all.