Big in Japan: Woman Built A Kayak Out Of A 3D-Printed Image Of Her Vagina

53 Comments on Big in Japan: Woman Built A Kayak Out Of A 3D-Printed Image Of Her Vagina

1. Looks like it’s to scale.

2. Looks more like a toilet seat.

3. DAMN!! I KNEW BAD BRAD WOULD BE FIRST IN!!

4. Brings new meaning to the word “dilation.”

5. tonpoon

6. And its yellow.

7. No more morals.
   a person’s standards of behavior or beliefs concerning what is and is not acceptable for them to do

8. Benito.

   “FIRST IN!!” I feel triggered.

9. Brad, take a life preserver with you!!

10. The final product looks like it has a good place to throw some chum…

11. What’s next? Penis Canoes?

12. Outdoorjohn

    Shit I’m going to Duct tape a 2 by for onto my ass.

13. two by four

14. I hear it goes lickety split.

15. 3D-Printed Image Of Her penetrated Vagina.

    Don’t think the hole would be as round otherwise.

16. Help me find my keys

17. Gives new meaning to canoe boat driver.

18. Does it go through the water sideways?

19. I thought Japanese women had sideways poonannies.

20. “Like the sailor said, quote, ‘ain’t that a hole in the boat?'”.

21. What ever did the dilation wasn’t a penis. Wrong aspect ratio.

22. Great for shark fishing every 28 days.

23. DIVER DOWN!!!!

24. Me kayak you long time.

25. The Japanese sure seem like perverts

26. you people are cruel:) LOL.. I guess more research need’s to be done on the affects of radiation fall-out. I guess the one’s that survived WW 2 passed on the effects to all future generations- seems like the damage would be gone by now, but I guess it keeps on go’n on……

27. A 3D printed image of her brain would be the size of a walnut. Note the guys are all smiles cause the want some of that. Ewwwww!

28. My Grandpa always used one of those as a bobber when he was fishing for sperm whales.

29. They’ll never get that smell out of the fish.

30. Gives new meaning to “little man in the boat”?

31. Does the paddle have a string?

32. Possibry, she could not afford to get brueprints.

33. I Want to Give it a Ride !!!

34. I *demand* EQUAL JUSTICE!
    PENIS SURF BOARDS!!!

35. (longboards ONLY, naturally…)

36. So she’s the girl in the boat with the boy in the boat in the boat.

37. Someone in the comments at the link called it a douchecanoe. lol

38. I’ll lay in it facing down, so as to provide a rudder.

39. What’s that in the hole? Is that clitty litter?

40. A lot of seamen have passed through that boat. What a shameless skank ho.

41. That reminds me, do you know why Camels are called ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Haji Seaman.

42. Seems like I’ve read that there isn’t a whole lot of sex going on in Japan. A birth rate so low they are shrinking in population, a large number of men and women that in their middle ages and haven’t had sex ever. She might be desperate for some attention.

43. Zero self respect or decency. Any man who dates her is a fool or horribly desperate.

44. OH yeah….but can it play a KAZOO?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d76rzuFbL9U

45. Great first it was Pussy Hats now they will be protesting with 3D
    Vaginas.

46. IMHO, I think she’s just ovary acting. Period.

47. oh, come on … everyone knows puddy twats hate water

48. … tats … puddy tats

    really … 😉

49. Vulva! These whacko feminists don’t even know basic female anatomy.
    The vagina is the internal portion of the female anatomy between the vulva (external genitalia) and the cervix/uterus.
    I’ve done some probing research on this matter.

50. Question: do I wear a condom to jump in it (kayak), or parachute ?
    😉

51. Danger warning:

    Don’t not sit in boat. It contracts in cold water.

52. OK, we see the dilation, can we please have some curettage?

53. Uh, that’s for Gozirra morons.