Ancient Origins: The Maero is a creature found in the mythology of the Māori, the indigenous people of New Zealand. This mythological creature may be described as a type of wildman, like the Yeti of the Himalayas, or the Sasquatch of Native American folklore. Like these more well-known creatures, the Maero are described as large, hairy, human-like creatures. Unlike the Yeti and the Sasquatch, however, there are no alleged sightings of this creature, though they do feature in certain tales told by the Māori.
The Maero are said to resemble the average human beings in many respects. These creatures, however, are larger and stronger than the average person. Additionally, they do not wear clothes, but are covered in long, shaggy, black hair instead, which forms a natural covering over their bodies. Despite the fact that they do not have clothes, they somehow managed to wield stone clubs, which demonstrates their ability to use tools. MORE
WHERE’S MOOCH??
Would the real Michelle Obutthole please stand up?
Looks like Michelle Obama is boycotting the Nair Company.
The real question is: did Mooch fly to New Zealand on the taxpayer’s dollar. Oh, wait. Hell, yes.
Another vacation for the Wookiee? Lookin for some hobbits to pick on are yah?
The all time hide and seek world champion!
She was no prize during her 8 years in the White House, but she’s really let herself go.
A mutated offshoot of an orangutan?
Māori are NOT indigenous to New Zealand – they arrived here in their canoes for the first time a few hundred years ago and then wiped out the indigenous population…..
Human-like?
Can’t be the Mooch, then…..