ThePeople’sCube: COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA – Witnesses are coming forward confirming that former President William J. Clinton suffered minor injuries back stage while his wife, Hillary Clinton, attended a town hall event as a part of her presidential campaign yesterday.
According to a dozen witnesses, shortly after his arrival at the event center, Bill Clinton started talking to Nicole Reynolds, a 22 year old MSNBC makeup intern.
“There wasn’t anything malicious at first,” said Brian Hazely, a custodian at the event center.
That’s nothing compared to the injury of being married to Her Thighness.
Whoever thought or still thinks this puke is good looking has got to be a delusional lib. They live in fantasyland!
I’m old enough to have a 22 year-old daughter. I’m also young enough to kick that horn-dog’s ass.
Please Lord, heart attack me, the big one, please! I can’t handle it anymore.
I have such a hard time believing these two are actually going to get the “youth” vote. Meanwhile, I have people on my FB page “liking” that Bernie is hinting he will choose Fauxahontas for his VP.
The kids will surely enjoy James Taylor and Babs Streisand and Fleetwood Mac during the inauguration celebration, yes?
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YES will be there too?!
And they will sing Long Distance Runaround for the campaign.
Slick Willie has that classic I don’t care what you think ,smarmy, I can do whatever I damned well please look on his face and you can’t do a damned thing about it. It must suck never to have a real father in his life and barry’s as well.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PzE52pRvCSM/VpBEjxrXdrI/AAAAAAAAVh0/8iDt9K4bN7U/s640/silly2.jpg
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You know what Bill Clinton does when an intern is choking? He backs up a couple inches!
That is funny. It will be even funnier when lofos hear about it on TMZ, Hillary believes it happened, MSNBC spespends a week looking for Nicole Reynolds and Snopes has to waddle in with a flashing red light ” Status: FALSE.”
“And do you know why? That’s because I’M RICHER THAN YOU ARE!!”
The Peoples Cube is a parody political satire website. Some may believe that this is a true story, so putting this on IOTW is not good for this website, unless it is made clear that this is a political joke….
Is this true?
And you think that IOTW is NOT a parody political satire website?
BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA…!
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Just as true as your eyes are blue…
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Somebody alert BFH; he may not know about The Peoples Cube.
Noob.
Even though I knew it was from the People’s Cube, it could very well happen and just to be sure, someone go check over at Ft. Marcy park to make sure someone didn’t dump the intern there at the Vince Foster memorial.
It written well enough where you almost think it’s real. The cigar part was a bit heavy handed and gives it away. It’s still funny.
While the story may not be exactly as written, it portrays the composite Bill complex.