Babylon Bee: SANTEE JUNCTION, MO—At an early voting location this morning, African American citizen Conroy Ferguson turned white after voting Republican. Witnesses also claim he aged about 10 years and become perceivably more stuffy and unpleasant. more here
h/t Aunt Liz.
He also has his name changed to Tom and becomes your uncle.
Biden was right.
On cue, the NAACP calls out my local school superintendent for publicly supporting Trump. https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200529/naacp-calls-out-chambers-for-favoring-trump
now that’s some funny shiite there!
Occasionaliy I think about voting for Biden so my ribs are more tender and my greens are tender and spicy…You CAN’T believe the cornbread you can make when you think about votin’ fer Joey….It’s like you got the chains off….
lolol ^^^
I get whiter by the vote. Soon, I’ll be gettin’ some privileges!
“IT’S A MIRACLE!”
I live in south MO, an e’rybody’s talkin bout it!
The bigger his stock portfolio grew, the smaller his dick got!
He ain’t sharecroppin no mo! Said “Fuck dem foe-T a-kers ana mule! Fuck dat Muscatel! I be’s drank dat Sham-Pag-Ne!”
izlamo delenda est …