NYDN: Newly released body cam footage from a wild arrest at Orlando International Airport shows a seemingly inebriated traveler fleeing police on a motorized suitcase, then spitting at an officer who attempts to apprehend her before reportedly defecating in the back of a squad car.
Chelsea Alston, 32, was headed to New York in April when the incident occurred, according to WKMG-TV. Video shows Alston rolling through a checkpoint atop a suitcase with wheels with a plastic cup in hand.
“I’m just trying to go home and enjoy myself,” she slurs while explaining to a patient police officer that she’s been waiting for hours to depart. read more h/t SNS
I want one!
Does it have a cup holder?
Does it float if I crash it into a lake?
Explain that DUI to the judge.
avoid tnb, stay out of public transportation facilities
…my favorite part is that the cop has trouble keeping up…
Oh, imagine that…what a surprise!
“…it’s their policy, you just can’t that be that intoxicated when you fly on a plane OK?”
…but you can get wide on the booze they sell you on board, that’s totes legit drunking for …some reason…
RACISM!!!! Why you pickin’ on a poor black woman?
“…she’s been waiting for hours to depart.”
…actually, she probably already missed her plane.
Considering that she was on the wrong side of the security checkpoint after waiting “for hours”, and most people don’t rent cars to drive around on layovers, seems like maybe the plane she was waiting for was likely already on the ground in NYC before ever she dumped in the squad car…
..she may be NYC, but it’s Orlando and she’s a Florida Woman all the way…
Seems to me that 90% of the problems would be avoided if alcohol was not offered at airports or on planes. It’s like a club that you can’t leave when the drunks start trouble.
Wasn’t she at Disney World with her sister a couple of days ago?
Growing up my mother worked in a machine shop who’s owner flew a small airplane. He had a suitcase motorcycle. It look like a piece of luggage somewhat but you could assemble it into a road legal motorcycle. He used it on business trips.
I was watching this video when I looked up and they were showing it on TV. She not only defecated in the police car, she spit all over it, she urinated and then used her handcuffs to rip up the upholstery. Nice
Belligerent drunks, there’s no reasoning with them. Wonder if that’s vodka in the bottle.
You can’t reason with an animal.
Well personally I’m routing for the woman on the motorized luggage. This would be a great application for Burrs and Erik’s 56 horsepower air cooled engine.
Spit on me and I will sock you in the Goddamned face and you’ll stay plastered
Damn… I was rooting for the sheboon. A first!
She must be a George Jones fan.
Chelsea Alston.
I honestly thought she would be a spoiled rich Honkie.
and that guy sucked riding his bike.
How fast can a suitcase go?!
Irony Curtain FEBRUARY 18, 2022 AT 8:50 AM
“How fast can a suitcase go?!”
…faster than a TSA on a bicycle, apparently.
Beyond that, it doesn’t really matter.
…It’s kind of like that Smoky Mountain T-Shirt says.
“I don’t have to be faster than the BEAR, I just have to be faster than YOU!”
It wouldn’t be a clean arrest without a chimp-out. I was really expecting a white chick with purple hair and tats to ride around on a motorized suitcase. Never knew they existed…I live a sheltered life.