American Thinker: I’ve always thought, as most people do, that John Wilkes Booth shot Abraham Lincoln at Ford’s Theater on April 4, 1865. But after spending six days talking with lawyers from the Democratic Party to help me refresh my memory, I’ve come to realize that it wasn’t John Wilkes Booth at all, but rather Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
I had no memory of this happening as recently as last week, but today, it is as clear as day. I remember Kavanaugh coming up from behind the president of the United States and aiming a pistol at him. Only I’m not sure it was at Ford’s Theater. It might have been at Ford’s Theater, but it might also have been on the Mall, or in the White House, or on Capitol Hill. I’m a little hazy on the day, too. It might have been April 4, 1865, but it also could have been a few days before or after, maybe even as early as 1864.
The problem is that I had a few minor memory gaps. I don’t remember what happened right before or right after the shooting. I don’t remember exactly who was there and who wasn’t. All I remember clearly is that Brett Kavanaugh did it. Trauma experts say it is perfectly normal to remember one detail of a traumatic incident while forgetting everything else.
My blackout periods can also be explained by my heavy drinking. I was slurring my speech and was totally passed out at certain points. But I was wide awake and attentive just as Brett Kavanaugh shot President Lincoln. more here
Well, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who was sitting next to him, could corroborate that.
I think Mr. Kavanaugh has had enough of Ford’s Theatre.
That sir is a bald faced lie. I happen to know he was busy raping Mary Todd Lincoln at the time of the shooting.
Very clever Thirdtwin !!!
The only reason he shot him was to stop him from grabbing Ruth Badger Ginsburg by the pussy.
Dirty Harry said it well:
“Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you’re not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. ‘Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That’s just the way it is.”
While I was signing the Magna Carta that Bastard Kavanaugh bumped my elbow and mussed up my signature
We’re all Brian Williams on this bus…
Rubbish. Kavanaugh was busy fathering Mao Zedong in China at the time.
Yeah, but it was Ford’s theater.
Matt Cavanaugh takes the last donut
RBG says Judge Kavanaugh shot President Lincoln with a revolver, maybe her memory has eroded over time!
Has anybody done a side by side photo comparison between Kavanaugh and “alleged” J.F.K assassin Lee Harvey Oswald?
Eerie.
He drank beer. Note he did not say Ironically Named Craft Beers. He said Beer. No IPA, Bock, no nothing.
That means he drinks Republican swill.
He drinks beers reeking of white privilege.
Beers of the Trump voter.
Beer that has the temerity to simply taste good, and not cost a fortune.
Having no political or social agenda AT ALL!
Why be seen drinking it if it doesn’t add to your ensemble?
Thirdtwin for the win!
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