SUN: Rotting corpses have been spotted floating at the rat-infested sailing and wind-surfing venue as officials try to clean it up before the opening ceremony a week today.
Athletes have been robbed at gunpoint and even allegedly kidnapped by gangs of rogue cops on the streets of Rio.
Meanwhile the Olympians’ “Disneyland for Athletes” accommodation has been rendered virtually uninhabitable by a putrid open sewer gushing through the village.
Swimmers and sailors have been warned not to open their mouths when competing in case they pick up infections from waters poisoned by human excrement.
Team GB has been forced to employ its own Rio plumber after discovering blocked toilets and leaking sewage pipes at their digs.
Roads are clogged with traffic while a new Metro line is due to be completed just four days before the £10billion Games begin, allowing no time for vital testing.
Other than that, everything is honkey dory.
That’s hunky- dory, or okey-doke.
Who you callin’ honkey, boy?
“Shut uppa you face!”
— Italian Olympic athlete’s advice
I could care less, I haven’t watched a single event since they allowed professional athletes to compete and that will never change.
They could start a new sport called the Hershy Hurdles. How far and high can you ass blast a stream.
Medals could be awarded for least infections, highest survivability rate, lowest violent crime victims.
They might want to consider new events, such as the Marathon 10 Km Men in HAZMAT Suits.
Makes you wonder who on the Olympic Committee got the pay off to choose Brazil for the Games.
Which Olympic team will bring back the most horrific diseases to their home country?
I bet whoever is in charge of this mess is supportive of Democrat platform ideals.
cato,
My thoughts too. Who to, and how much, bribe money was paid in order to GO stamp this mess.
If I were an Olympic athlete, if I were to attend and compete, it would be under written protest.
I don’t watch the Olympics myself however I hope this one is a success and no one gets killed or disappears or gets Zita or HIV or food poisoning or kidnapped or any other of a host of what Brazil has to offer it’s visitors.
The Olympics are the best thing that ever happened to Salt Lake City. Brazil will be the worst thing that ever happened to the Olympics.
This gives a whole new perspective to the term “Shit Show”.
And that is exactly what this Olympics will be – one big Shit Show.
Gonna be a little difficult to finish an event like marathon swimming on one breath.