Breakdancing. They added break f’ing dancing.
*sighs*
*Throws napkin on table*
“Check, please!”
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That’s right — if you’ve always had a penchant for the worm, the coin drop, and the scissors; if you’ve always wanted to pop out a coffee grinder, windmill, and baby freeze…you’ve got a real shot at showin’ off your corkscrew, air chair, and hollowback in front of the whole world.
When they gonna have the Bluegrass Events? Best guitar flatpicker, clogging, fiddle contest, … or is the “Soul Music for White Folks” an automatic disqualifier?
Meanwhile… take a minute and enjoy this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3xMwXZ2MM
Look at that extension!
Wait. Wrong sport.
2020 is turning out to be 1984 in every possible way.
In age of Corona Virus, there should be a gold medal for handwashing and nose blowing.
I wasn’t going to watch the Olympics BEFORE this announcement. I SURE ain’t gonna be watching them now!
No wrestling in the olympics, but break dancing.
How they gonna keep the muzzies from showing their lovely faces (and squatter’s camps) on the broadcasts?
@ Extirpates
The 400M Hygiene Dash?
How about a few more rowing events.
Needs more Rowing.
I’m just not feeling the rowing like I want to feel it.
mo cult-chu events: butt-shaking, d**k-scratching, dope-smoking, ghetto-blasting, car-jacking, etc. prizes for lowest saggy pants.
The great part is that break dancing will occur within the target zone of the javelin throw.
It’s all good.
The olympics needs more cowbell
How about a Vote Tabulator hacking competition?
I’d sooner watch POLE-dancing.
By the East German Women’s Swim Team. 😮
https://youtu.be/DFgZXL3tL1A
…I’m just surprised they didn’t add a Cocksucking Competition, American Democrats, male and female, would take the Gold every time, no matter HOW, eh, “stiff” the competition is…
I’ve seen some epic breakdancing at the landing from the ski jump…
This deserves an Olympic Bird –
that would be a squat-thrust with extended middle fingers on BOTH hands!
How about a flaming cocktail toss?
I’m double plus not watching it.
Like my respect for Noble Prizes, my respect for the Olympic Games is so low it can’t be seen.
Nothing but women’s beach volleyball or I’m not watching
Watch: The Chinese will run away with the medals. leaving the cocky, presumptuous Americans complaining that the judging was fixed.
Negro’s, the new golden calf!
I hope it’s not replacing the runs like a woman races!
Can’t wait for Drive By Shooting to be a part of the Pentathlon..
Is it April 1st?
This solves a serious cultural problem. Since math is racist, colleges can replace departments of mathematics with departments of breakdancing. Don’t the Ivy League schools already require breakdancing and membership in BLM for admission? Who needs math?!
When are they going to add dwarf tossing to the events?
@Toenex
Just for AOC I suggest a Flaming Nostril 1,000 meter race. She’s bound to win gold, silver, and bronze medals for the event.
Just for Chasten and his Petey B, a 500 meter hurdles race, with Chasten given a head start. If Petey B. catches up with him, he wins the gold medal and Chasten gets the shaft.