Buzzfeed Writer Gets Naked At Nude Beach, Becomes Angry When Men Look At Her – IOTW Report

Buzzfeed Writer Gets Naked At Nude Beach, Becomes Angry When Men Look At Her

ROK: In a stunning, but predictable, display of female hamstering, Loryn Brantz, illustrator at large and Buzzfeed columnist, decided that she wished to partake in full participation at a nude beach while on vacation, and then got annoyed that men looked at her while doing such. Once back in her journalistic safe space, she decides to commit her harrowing ordeal of feminist triumph to the Internet, and that event, along with whatever accompanying train of thought it may or may not have had, will be our topic on this one.  MORE

40 Comments on Buzzfeed Writer Gets Naked At Nude Beach, Becomes Angry When Men Look At Her

  1. I work in NYC, and me and my male co-workers refer to her look and attitude as “pigeon ugly”. It’s defined as decent body, too tight clothes, ugly face, over confident on your looks. Like a NYC pigeon walking around the street like a peacock.

  2. Looks like the kind of, “writer,” that might still be using crayons. No chichi’s!
    If people were looking, it was simply to determine her, “it-ness.” As in, “What is it? Girl or boy”

  3. She’s mad because they looked and then smirked or outright laughed themselves silly.
    Talk about pasty white. I thought I was mighty pale ’til I got a look at her.

  4. Classic feminism fucktwittle.

    I have a brain, therefore I cannot be a sex object.
    No, wait, I want to be a sex object so that I can condemn being seen
    as a sex object.
    That’s it.
    Look at my tits … How DARE you look at my tits!!!

    Boils down to- the bitch is crazy.
    All feminists are.

  5. Last paragraph of her actual article: Surprisingly, I’m looking forward to trying it again, but at a different beach. Ideally one with more women and more privacy. Hopefully, by my 32nd birthday, the world will be a little more ready for my tits, and I’ll be a little more ready to enjoy them.

    Hmm…me thinks the crazy is strong in this one. I read, “I want to be an exhibitionist, but I don’t want anyone to see me.” Alternately, someone needs a nice backyard pool and a really high fence.

  6. Shocking he looks like a semi grown up pajama boy that probably spent his youth telling everyone he was a feminist to proudly score a feminist woman that can now boss him around. Good luck with that!!

  7. before she told her husband they just had to go to a nude beach, she fantasized about the hundreds of adoring male fans reveling in her stunning beauty.

    Sadly, she was disappointed.

  8. Hee, there’s a nudist camp 3 miles down the road from me. I have never had the urge to visit. They only use it in the summer as none want to get naked in the snowbelt winters.

  9. I swim in front of the SS gals naked! Come to think of it, in front of the SS guys, too! Does that count?
    As a naked beach, I mean …

    Funny, but they all stare at the sky when I’m swimming – must be on the lookout for drones, or something.

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