KFI: California is all about fighting climate change these days, and our lawmakers want you to keep the fight going even after you’re dead.
Assemblyman Todd Rex Gloria (D-San Diego) has introduced Assembly Bill 967, known as “Human remains disposal: alkaline hydrolysis: licensure and regulation.”
If it passes, your family can liquefy your corpse by the year 2020. So if you’re looking to kick the bucket soon, but you love the environment, just hang in there a little longer.
This is the third time California has tried to pass this kind of legislation.
These people must be locked up RFN.
The PRofC wants to employ cartel body disposal specialists like El Pozolero before the evil tall whites with legitimate funeral parlors who, being citizens, deserve nothing but contempt.
Which Meskin Narcotics Cartel has offices in Sacramento, Zetas? Gulf?
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Soylent Green is PEEEE PULLLLLL!
If someone wants to liquefy their own body and pay their own money to have it done, then I’ll kindly step out of the way.
But we know that’s not where this will end.
Man I need to get out of this state.
Our Deputy Attorney General was busted for child porn a couple days ago. The California news media FINALLY mentioned it today. His name is Raymond Joseph Liddy. Son of G. Gordon.
Todd Rex Gloria. Sounds like something written on a bathroom wall. He must be a real piece of work.
HEY CALIPORNIA, DON’T LOOK NOW BUT NOKO HAS SOME CLIMATE CHANGE HEADED YOUR WAY!!! OR DO EXPLODING NUKES ON YOUR SHORES COUNT???
KEEP SMOKING THAT GOOD SHIT, MOONBEAM AND YOUR COURT JESTERS!!!
LMAO!!!
How many faggots and transgenders doubled up in Priuses will it take to bring down the Golden Gate Bridge during evacuation?
There are currently a number of stinking corpses that could use that treatment:
Hillary Clinton
Maxine Waters
Nancy Pelosi
Jerry Moonbeam Brown
Bernie Sanders
Chuckie Schumer
Harry Reid
John McCain
Lindsey Graham
Micheal Moore
The Obamas
Cher
Barbra Streisand
Please feel free to add to the list!
I’m donating my body to science. Whatever happens to the used up pieces won’t concern me. Neither will anything else.
Immortal Fish, you are correct. It won’t stop at free choice. I bet the left will try to make it mandatory so they can mess up people’s religious beliefs and practices.
Since my cancer will likely kill me, I have made certain plans for my death.
First, I have instructed my children not to have me embalmed. I want to be buried with all my remaining bodily fluids. (This part is serious.)
Second to save costs, I have instructed them where to dispose of my body and who to frame.
Third, I have developed to habit of writing the name of someone I hate somewhere on my body everyday after my shower. That way, no matter how I die, they will be a suspect.
@Immortal Fish July 28, 2017 at 2:52 pm
It’s “people” like you that are the reason we can’t have Good Government™.
Can anyone say Brave New World? Once you’re dead you’re dead and disposed of in this way to vanish down the memory hole as if you never existed. I hate these ghoulish bastards!
And isn’t using caustic lye to dispose of a body toxic to the environment? Or is that an unseen (but very predictable) consequence of disposing of human remains in this way?
The slime goes down the sewer and into the river and to the ocean and beach?
And then OMG the poor fish and dolphins and other innocent sea creatures will die from lye poisoning. Oh the agony!
The film “10 Cloverfield Lane” pops to mind.
How many Zombie films start with creepy necrotic biohazards leaking from faulty Government containment into the environment of the unsuspecting townsfolk?
Jeffrey Dahmer was big on liquifying bodies in the bathtub of his rented apartment.
A good Leftist LBGT social pioneer.
Just a little ahead of his time.
And finally, POLTERGEIST:
“You moved the gravestones…but you didn’t move the bodies! Did you?? DID YOUUU?!?!?!?!!!”
It sounds like how my Swedish grandmother made lutefisk. Gross lutefisk. Gross, smelly, inedible lutefisk.
Gosh. I thought I wrote “liquefy their own body” not “anything” you cretin.
I’m surprised they haven’t proposed burying just the hands and feet in concrete and tuning them into bicycle stands! That way they help can reduce car emissions too!
I saw this disposal method mentioned several years ago. One suggestion was that the family of the deceased take the liquid and pour it into the flower bed.
@Immortal Fish July 28, 2017 at 5:16 pm
I’ll assume your spellcheck misguessed “cretin” for “Cretan”. The latter is an easy mistake, in a country with at least 57 states. The former would be a deplorable thing to call someone, without “scare quotes”.
Of course, that shouldn’t be misinterpreted as me calling you “deplorable”. That might make you angry. And I don’t think I’d like you when you’re angry.
Liquify California. And while you’re at it, the Soviet State of Washington.
Rufus: Thanks for mentioning Dahmer. I lived in Milwaukee at that time. We saw him get arrested one Hallowe’en night for causing problems at a bar party. He was wearing a paper bag over his head with the words, “The Unknown Bumb” (yes, spelling is correct). We knew it was him after police removed the bag and had him up against the huge bar window while they frisked him. Some months later, the ‘real’ news about him broke!!!
I assure you cretin was intentional. The definition is a perfect match for you. And go get back into your cave with that conservative litmus test slash virtue signaling nonsense.
Yes, pass me around so all my friends and family may partake.
If the carcass fluid can be used to fill Prius batteries it will become very popular, even mandatory. Prius batteries could have “in memory of” etchings, even. People will be dying to be recharged.