KFI: A man walked into a San Bernardino State Bros. took his clothes off, poured bleach on himself and then ran around the store according to San Bernardino police.
Police say they received a call around 9:40 pm on Monday night about a man “acting erractically” inside the store. Authorities say the man went to the housing supplies aisle and dumped about 2 gallons of bleach over his head and body. He then proceeded to take his clothes off and ran around the grocery store until a security guard managed to take him down by using a taser.
more here or “less” there. Depending on if the link has pictures or not. 😉
Was he a white man to start with?
Cleaning bleach in a housewares store? Egad, that
will burn the shit out of you.
Coke, meth or?
I have two questions, shit, I forgot the first one. What the hell was that that was being interviewed.
Well, at least he didn’t try to set himself on fire.
At least he is clean of germs
WTF- People reach out for help in some strange ways.
When you wake up to find Amy Schumer has used you like a slip & slide, pouring two gallons of bleach on yourself is not enough.
He totally misunderstood “Clean getaway” in crime school. Must have skipped that day.
I think he totally misunderstood the whole “Bleach your own asshole” thing going on these days.
Did this yahoo just move there from Oregon?
Maybe he woke up from a major drunk to find a nude maxine waters in the sack with him – that would do it!
Maybe he had lice or some other itchy parasite? Does bleach kill lice?
Cate:
Nah, that couldn’t be it! Everybody in California is used to head lice. After all head lice are the official state bug of California (just edging out bedbugs)!!
You must thought he was in some kind of exercise emporium.
I lived in San Bernardino a long time ago. I moved before I reached the point this poor guy is at. 😀