RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) —
Man stuffs shrimp down pants in California grocery thefts.
A thief stuffed a total of 30 bags of frozen shrimp down his pants in back-to-back burglaries of a Southern California grocery store, police said Wednesday.
The man took the shrimp from a Vons market in the city of Riverside by entering the store three times in a span of 15 minutes on Dec. 14.
Each time he went to the frozen food section and concealed the shrimp in his pants, Riverside police said in a statement.
The stolen food had a retail value of more than $500.
Security video of the suspect in the market was posted on the Police Department’s Facebook page. – KRON4
SNIP: I only posted this for the jokes.
Amuse me.
Somebody needs to cold cock HIM, too.
Puts a new spin on the meaning of cocktail sauce.
He tried to claim his obvious smell was because he went home during lunch break.
GOOD ALLITERATION MJA…
WAS IT SCHIFF??
I see what you did there.
“SNIP: I only posted this for the jokes.
Amuse me.”
lessee ….
“is that a shrimp in your pants, or you just trying to depress me?”
“my shrimp & your clam …. waddya think?” …. “no!”
his ex: “he can pack all the shrimp he wants in there … still a shrimp”
he: “like my sack?”, she: “it’s still a sack o’ shrimp”
“but it’s ‘Jumbo’ shrimp!”
“c’mon baby … all the shrimp you can eat!”
… gives a whole new term to ‘frozen shrimp’
Where’s Hunter?
Can He play Quarterback?
Tampa Bay is looking to upgrade…
“…entering the store three times in a span of 15 minutes”
My question is, where was he taking them?
Did he have a cooler nearby? A steamer? A restaurant?
I bet he wouldn’t have done that with live lobsters.
The things we do for love …….. bu … bu … bu … bu … bu ……
I rememver this dude, a really bgad dude – Corn Pop – and he was dissin thees ….. no …… wait .. that was Huggy Bear ….. anyways I axed him if’n he’da like a load of shivering scrimp! You know, got in his face and shit …. blew my breathe rite in his nostrils while makin my eyes bug out.
Tooken him all by sprise, cuz he jus looked at me like he was crazy!
“Shivering Scrimp? What the fuk yo talkin bout, fool?”
An I jus smiled knowingly ………… noddin my head reel slow ………