“I put so much love into this plant! I washed its leaves. Tried my hardest to keep it looking it’s best, and it’s completely plastic!”
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Imagine if this millennial had to grow its own food or cook a whole chicken that was already butchered and cleaned.
Probably should have been suspicious when she washed the leaves and they felt like her boobs. California woman!😉
millennials continue to amaze me with their need to brag to the world their level of stupidity … AOC is the perfect example
btw, love the home-made tats
Mini Mike said plant a plastic seed
be a plastic farmer. #1 make a hole.
#2 place a plastic seed in the hole and cover it up.
#3 water the covered seed hole. #4 go get your
pay check cause you are done.DUH.BTW= I bet milly-nenial
chicks are easy to deceive and bang…
Aaah,, to be young again.
Talk about Condition White… (no, that is NOT meant to be racist):
http://www.shootingrangeindustries.com/jeff-coopers-heightened-state-of-situational-awareness-color-code-for-police-patrolling/
Might say something to how real looking the plastic was made to look.
But yeah, if I’d found out that I’d been watering a plastic plant, you wouldn’t hear peep one out of me unless it was to laugh at myself.
Replace ‘California Woman’ with ‘Joe Biden’ and you’d have something.
Just wait until she finds out that her dildo is made of plastic.
Dick Head
If it’s hard plastic that would explain her chipped teeth.
40 years ago EVERY HIGH SCHOLL GRAD in Cal knew succulantwswere cactii!
G– D— Marxist John Sununu andthe leftist Rove’Bsh folk!
the state of my ancestors has gone to H***!
If only GWB were dead
Had that problem with a girlfreind.
@Kcir (2 Faced Trudeau)
You’ll be eating plastic corn & rubber chicken! 😮
It’s a torque convertor out of a Prius – you’ve ruined it by getting it wet.
My cat hasn’t ate for 2 years, Now I’m starting to wonder.
Her next endeavor is moving to Montana to raise Dental Floss.
She would believe it if I told her that the rock at the end of my driveway that all the neighborhood dogs pee on started out as a little stone…
I’m still waiting for my million dollars from mini Mike.
Over Half of the United States Citizens Find Out Asshole They Voted for as President Was Fake.
But her chia pet is doing great.
“I bet milly-nenial
chicks are easy to deceive and bang…”
This is how people vote democrat.
California Woman giving Florida Man a run for his money!
izlamo delenda est …
“CA woman claims sunflowers gave her skin cancer!”
She’s a stay-at-home mom?? Someone better check her children.
Dirtball and in the Winter she should watch out where the huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow.