No, but my cat makes green bean casserole, at least that’s what it looks like.
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No. Unfortunately our cats give us only cocktail weenies and tootsie rolls.
3
C’mon man! That was White Fang doing the cooking.
3
I’m just glad it wuzn’t the dog’s breakfast!
3
He obviously studied under Jacques Pépin. Only Pépin would use that blue kettle with all the dings in the bottom.
4
My Sister-In-Law sure the fuck can’t do it.
It was so bad 2 Christmases ago that I had to Freeze it and put it in the garbage right before the Garbage truck came.
Just the smell got me the dry heaves when it was finally taking it out, and she was Italian.
3
Not related but:
Today I was fixing HVAC in a manufacturing building.
Unit fixed on roof & went inside to check the thermostats.
Chinese Guy points me to the East side & says, “This one is not working, just let me pick up the Poo First.”
I round the Corner and see a mid sized poodle tied to an older Honda motorcycle with 4 shits of varying ages on the hardwood floor. There was also a portable hammock in the Office with human food remnants all around & dirty dishes (rib bones etc)
I turned to Wang Chung & said, “Sir, when there is that much We Call It SHIT!”
I figured the dog was a pet but now that I think about it ….
And people wonder why HVAC Guys are fuckin Nuts.
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no, but he makes meadow muffins that would make a steer proud
4
My dog said he could make spaghetti but then it turned out he was just stringing us along.
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You guys are killing me. I laughed till I made myself sick!
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I gave him that recipe – after I taught him to cook.
No, but my cat makes green bean casserole, at least that’s what it looks like.
No. Unfortunately our cats give us only cocktail weenies and tootsie rolls.
C’mon man! That was White Fang doing the cooking.
I’m just glad it wuzn’t the dog’s breakfast!
He obviously studied under Jacques Pépin. Only Pépin would use that blue kettle with all the dings in the bottom.
My Sister-In-Law sure the fuck can’t do it.
It was so bad 2 Christmases ago that I had to Freeze it and put it in the garbage right before the Garbage truck came.
Just the smell got me the dry heaves when it was finally taking it out, and she was Italian.
Not related but:
Today I was fixing HVAC in a manufacturing building.
Unit fixed on roof & went inside to check the thermostats.
Chinese Guy points me to the East side & says, “This one is not working, just let me pick up the Poo First.”
I round the Corner and see a mid sized poodle tied to an older Honda motorcycle with 4 shits of varying ages on the hardwood floor. There was also a portable hammock in the Office with human food remnants all around & dirty dishes (rib bones etc)
I turned to Wang Chung & said, “Sir, when there is that much We Call It SHIT!”
I figured the dog was a pet but now that I think about it ….
And people wonder why HVAC Guys are fuckin Nuts.
no, but he makes meadow muffins that would make a steer proud
My dog said he could make spaghetti but then it turned out he was just stringing us along.
You guys are killing me. I laughed till I made myself sick!
I gave him that recipe – after I taught him to cook.
Bravo!
Bellissima! 😙