DC:
A Canadian government website claims Santa Claus signed an international agreement to relocate his workshop to the South Pole to escape the effects of man-made global warming in the Arctic.
The website for Policy Horizons Canada, a government website, notes that due to “rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.” MORE
I heard it was because he can’t afford the heat bill up north.
My Santa Clause moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. this past Jan 2017.
Santa is no longer safe in the North, as Trudeau is flooding Canada with returning terrorist jihadi fanatics.
All that pot smoking in Canada is causing Global Warming.
Canada has ‘jumped the shark.’
Because the south pole is not a part of the globe?
What loon comes up with this shit. I don’t think many kiddos are coning to send letters to Santa at the south pole. With the direction that Trudie is taking Canada Santa may well be outlawed by next year.
And what makes the south pole so much warmer than the north. They’re both way colder than my comfort levels.
This just in: Inuits take up winter surfing in Ulukhaktok harbor, film at 11.
What is this “global warming”? I thought it was “climate change”. And if Santa had any sense he’d seek the warmer climate.
I guess solar panels are useless in the dark. Who knew?
Canada Post has been answering children’s letters to Santa with a written reply for many years now. What will happen to letters sent to wrong (correct) address? Should be interesting to see how this is going to be handled.
Frosty the Snowman moved South years ago
Canada: Gov’t Website Claims Santa Will MoveTo The South Pole To Escape Global Warming
South Pole: Santa Will Move Here To Escape Canada Govt
You want warm? I’ve got your “warm” right here.
Penquins work cheaper than elves? Are the elfs willing to relocate? Does Santa Inc. pay for that? Is the elf union going along with this?
Does this mean Santa is bi-polar?
Mars, maybe. But all educated people know he already abandoned the South Pole, in a racist act of white flight.
Some of those people in our Canuckleheads heads!
-49 @ Big Trout Lake today …. just now
How will NORAD track him?
Once again I say: Dafuq wuz in that blunt… eh?
The left’s attempts at humor are as bad as their attempts at governing.
Tom Hanks Couldn’t be reached for comment
There are no reindeer in Antartica, just seals and penguins, they can’t fly.
Somebody didn’t think this through.
Elections do matter.
How many Americans relocated due to obola’s “transformations”?
Wouldn’t you expect Santa to be leery of the dumbass Trudeau?
I would be remiss if I didn’t include my favorite Minnesotans here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJUFTm6cJXM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u03QcymdCtg.
So, Christmas will be June 25th instead?
@OpenTheDoor December 26, 2017 at 12:07 pm
> and penguins, they can’t fly
Oh, now you’ve done it. All the Linux basment fanbois are gonna get their neckbeards in dreads. We’re gonna be DOSd with NAN reasons why vaguely African, mostly Asian, all true to the Gnu/Communist Manifesto, RoboXanta is better than Santa Claus. Even though he only delivers what you already said you don’t want. And, occasionally, what you already got, last generation. And that fine “American” company, Microsoft, run by Newer, Better, Americans, can claim that RoboXanta proves there is “competition” in the marketplace, so they can “embrace and extend” XcelMas into global non-dominion.
@OpenTheDoor:
♫♪ Wally the White-Chinned Petrel
♫♪ Had a very shiny chin
♫♪ And if you ever saw him
♫♪ His brilliant chin would make you grin
Seems Canada needs a (tinfoil) hat like we in the US have.
@Al, well, let’s see them pull a sleigh, a bunch of toys and a fat old jolly elf.
I don’t think Wally is up for the job.
I did hear about a flock of duck who carried a lake off once.
@OpenTheDoor – You may well be right. I’m just guessing petrels might do OK because they have a flatter glide angle and lower sink rate than reindeer. (-:
@Al, but they are magical Canadian reindeer, eh?