InfoWars: Allan Jones, CEO of Tennessee-based Jones Airways, is offering free one-way flights to Canada for Hollywood celebrities who promised to leave the country if Donald Trump won the presidency.
In a video posted to Facebook, which has received more than 600,000 views thus far, multiple celebrities including Miley Cyrus and Alec Baldwin are offered a complimentary flight across the northern border on a Falcon 900 jet.
“All these individuals said that they will move to Canada,” a man identified as “Money Mark” says. “Therefore, Jones Airways will put them aboard this beautiful, luxurious Falcon 900 at no charge for a one-way trip to Canada!”
“You’re not coming back. It’s one way.”
According to Money Mike, the free flight also includes lessons on how to sing “O Canada,” the country’s national anthem. MORE
h/t RJ
http://senseofevents.blogspot.com/2016/11/canada-to-build-border-wall-ask-trump.html
Not so fast. Canada is cracking down:
“We cannot accept large numbers of American, left-wing sore losers coming to Canada just because a former Democrat won their presidential election,” Prime Minister Trudeau told a chapter meeting of retired Royal Canadian Mounted Police. “Anyone caught crossing into Canada without authority will be deported.”
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“How are you going to do that?” asked a reporter.
“I’ve got a plan,” Prime Minister Trudeau replied. “It’s a great plan, a fantastic plan, really. Best plan ever. Huge ideas about that, huge. You’ll see.”
classic! ….need to offer lessons on the finer points of hockey, what is hockey?, how to say ‘eh’ in every sentence, log-rolling, what does RCMP stand for?, why environmentally-friendly fuel sources are not particularly efficient in Canadian winters & what does a three-dog night mean?, the Prime Minister is not the guy that sucks at writing those ‘Doonsbury’ cartoons … it’s some other douche-bag, beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore, you’re gonna love our free health-care … it’s called ‘Go to the US if you need an operation’
what? … you were just kidding … we weren’t … we’re rounding your whining asses up … get in the back of the stake-bodied truck … come on … step up! … let’s go! … No, we ain’t kidding … buh bye
Psssst…hey, lib celebrities. Cuba. Emigrate to Cuba. Warm weather. Repressive government. Corrupt government officials. High taxes. Great socialized medicine if your hero Michael Moore is to be believed. Homeland of that guy who is on several of your t-shirts. Mojitos.
The only downside is that Cuba likely does not want to take our dregs of society. But I think that the Donald Trump you hate can swing a sweet deal: Cuba gets our liberal celebrities and a bunch of lottery tickets, and we get…I dunno, maybe a bunch of rocks or some rotten sugar cane. It’s a win-win.
Make them surrender their American passports as well.
take em to a small remote airstrip in N. Canada.
I once spent a 6 day drive getting through Canada to Alaska, to go Salmon fishing in Prince William Sound. I had a job and a boat to go to, but the Canadians attacked me like ….Well, Heh, ya know….I’m stealin’ fruit….lol…..that’s pretty much true except that that’s like going into California with fruit from anywhere but Mexico….I brought 3 Mexicans into Reno Nevada before I could get an apple pie from Cracker Barrel…true homey….
I recommend some acclimatization before emigrating to Trudeau’s Brave New Canada. Fly them to South Canada. aka Venezuela.
Here’s a tip. Claim you’re a Syrian refugee. You’ll be given your own desk in a high school classroom full of children half your age in no time at all.
Does the airline accept passengers who are bound and gagged?
Canada does need a brain infusion, but Trudeau is saying that they have too many PhD’s in Art History, Black Studies, and Women Studies. He, Trudeau, wants more engineers, carpenters, plumbers, riggers, coal miners, and such. But so does President Trump.
Maybe Trudeau would be interested in inviting political advisors to Canada. like Karl Roves, Bill Kristol, George Wills, Jonah Goldberg,
and Juan Williams. Just sayin’ I’m just tryin’ to be helpful.
Celebrities used to move to France when they wanted to ‘get away’ from America and it’s ‘problematic’ issues. But now that they’ve fucked that place up what with forcing MASSIVE Islamic immigration, I guess French-Canadian is the closest thing that they’re going to get. :b
HAHAH…the Canadians are behind times compared to Mexico. The FEDERALES have standing orders to shoot on site any illegals trying to enter their country from the USA. Sort of puts the butt hurt ones at a disadvantage. Can you say man/boy/woman/girl/tranny without a country?
Ooh yea then the overpaid brats could be paid with the canadian pennies they took out of circulation
what t5he hell is a celebrity?
Oh, by the way, the planes will not land in Canada. The flight is free – parachutes cost extra.