KFI:
A Canadian man who was convicted for chopping up and eating his former lover is now set to get married to another prisoner also serving time for murder.
The 34-year-old cannibal, Luka Magnotta, met his soon-to-be husband through a dating site for prisoners.
Magnotta mentioned on his dating profile that he was seeking:
“a single white male, 28-38 years of age, white and in shape. One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship”
Magnotta made Canadian headlines back in 2012 after murdering his ex and sending his dismembered body parts to politicians and schools. He is now serving his time at Port-Cartier Institution in Quebec.
My First thought is Fry them Both, however The San Diego Zoo Is Ready for a New Attraction !
I have no problem if they cannibalize each other but I’m in favor of a faster means of eliminating society’s worthless piss-assed deviants.
This is why people are longing for an E.L.E.
I wonder if they’ve chosen which other prisoner will play the part of Wedding Cake?
“Cannibal. Prison. Wedding.”
Sounds like a new grunge metal band.
The Canadian treasury must be as unlimited as their patience.
S.W.M. seeks short term relationship with young “tender hearted” male, who enjoys fine dining and tastes good…. I mean has good taste. Long sinewy limbs a plus.
Shades of Hannibal Lecter and Jeffrey Dahmer!
******* Warning , recycled Dahmer Joke*******
“Luke , I don’t like Your Friends”
“Then just eat the potatoes Mo”
Mom (galdammit !!!!!!)
Old Luka does like to eat that tube steak! A deviant, a murderer and a cannibal all wrapped up into one! Now that is one mentally sick trifecta (but probably considered normal in loony Canada, eh Hosers)
Needs to spend 30 minutes at the end of a length of 1/2″ hemp.
inmate dating site? Only in Canada.
In the end? It will still come out as a turd, LOL.
‘From one satanic morally corrupt individual to another, would u honestly eat me? Or will you help me eat others instead?’
‘scribble once for the first option and twice for the second. ;)’
HONESTLY THO. COME ON CANADA. GAIN SOME GODLINESS, BE MORAL. KILL THE BASTARD. 😐
If they both start at the feet and work their way up, will they eventually disappear?
Why not slow things down a bit and start with one inviting the other over for dinner?