No. No. No, no, no.
Yorkdale Mall in Toronto has put a twist on the traditional mall Santa by offering guests the opportunity to take a selfie with Fashion Santa.
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Looks a little light in his birkenstocks…
Will he be moonwalking on the rooftops and twirling down the chimneys?
I wouldn’t let my kids sit on his lap.
Great now a fag Santa
He keeps all the kiddie’s toys in a murse.
The hot chocolate is fair trade and organic and the reindeer are free range.
By the fire, he sips artisan small batch whiskey on really cold nights.
And the props are made from bamboo fiber
He’s an engineer at Amazondotcom and they let him telecommute Dec. 15-Jan 1st each year.
This santa is for older kids…
http://tinyurl.com/z75s8y2
Line up children. Colored ones can cut in front of the white ones.
I bet that hairy chin has tickled a few balls….
This is what Santa should look like.
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M1107dda8f222c411924d521ac47daf6aH0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300
what?….no earring?…..no neck or hand tats?
oh well, at least Pajama Boy can sit on his lap & squeal with delight
“Now, Dashing! Now, Prancing! Now, Flaming and Nancy!
“On, Kenneth! On, Stupid! On, Dandy and Fancy!”
Well, I’d sit on his lap!
Why?
Is Pedobear trademarked in Canada?
Whatever. I like the jacket.
A lumbersexual black Friday twerking Santa, just what the kids want this year. Jesus Christ.
It’s the most interesting Santa in the world.
“I don’t always deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve. but when I do I make sure I’m drunk off my ass”
Drunk Santa…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVMXo0QbFiY
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Looks like he might have just a tish of too much sugar in his sleigh. Gayly forward, ya’ll.