Canadian Thieves Steal Thousands of Dollars Worth of Ice Water – IOTW Report

Canadian Thieves Steal Thousands of Dollars Worth of Ice Water

DC: Canadian police are investigating the theft of 30,000 liters of iceberg water from a warehouse in Port Union, Toronto, according to The Guardian.

Valued to be around CAD $9,000-12,000, the water was set to be used for bottling vodka but was reported missing on Monday.

“The iceberg water was harvested sometime last year, and it’s held in storage containers and it’s generally used here, in the Port Union facility, to bottle vodka,” said Canadian police to CBC News.

Typically, iceberg water will cost upwards of $100-per-bottle. Traditionally harvested in the spring, iceberg water’s high cost is due to its purity and potentially dangerous extraction process, which raises labor costs.

The police believe that the thieves must have hauled the water with a tanker or tractor trailer as they got away.  MORE

 

SNIP: And now it’s garbage.

12 Comments on Canadian Thieves Steal Thousands of Dollars Worth of Ice Water

  1. That frozen water at the poles is likely very pure.
    It’s age along with solar radiation would make it so.
    I’m curious if it has a ton of minerals in it?

    I always figured the water we drink has been through many cycles.
    Try not to think about that. 🙁

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  2. Aw C’mon…glacial water throughout the ages….snow and ice standing still… bird shit, little rodent things pooping, bigger mammals pooping and peeing, volcanic activity, glacial hikers throwing out a snot burger, Glacial water is filthy, but very cold…..

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  3. The Canadian Iceberg Liberation Team freed that stolen ice to return it to the wilds of the Canadian arctic.

    ICE CUBES ARE THEFT!

    hmmmm. I may have stumbled upon a new money making cult idea…..

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  4. Somehow … this is President Trump’s fault.

    Maybe he and Putin colluded to steal the glacial ice-water?
    In order to … I don’t know … facilitate Globaloney Warming?

    Mueller should look into this …

    izlamo delenda est …

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  5. What?

    Oh? yeah? Oh yeah! Me too!
    I had 10,000 tons of iceberg water in my garage! Those thieves got me too!

    In fact i only have 5000 gallons left. No dont look at that garden hose over there.

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