You really can’t make this up.
Racehorse Moro Flyboy looked like a guaranteed winner as he made his way down the final stretch at Lone Star Park back in June. But then the unthinkable happened.
[h/t joe6pak]
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Adam Schitt will be launching an investigation in 3, 2, 1…
Get ready for the inevitable preposturous accusations!
“I’m way ahead of everybody! Why are you still hitting me with the riding crop, asshole?!”
– Moro Flyboy
Best comment – “The horse was vaccinated.”
Can’t Make This Up! Horse Named Heavenly Trump Wins After Lead Horse Hits the Rail and Jockey Flips Off onto Track
Perfect! Heavenly Trump vs Pedo Peter and Humper the jock took a direct dump! LMAO!
“Moro Flyboy”, eh? Not looking too good for the Moron in Aviators. Or his jockeys. Better just ship him to the glue factory now.
Which just goes to show that you never stop competing against the horse that looks assured to win.
Looks to me like that horse did that on purpose. He hit the rail right after getting whipped with a 12 length lead.
That horse is AOC’s co-star at the dog & pony show in Tiajuana.
The Lord works in wonderous ways.
…maybe that horse saw a cute li’l filly. I heard something similar once, it went like this…
A stallion that was bred and trained as a champion, and was incredibly fast in practice. With dollar signs in his eyes, the owner took him to the track for his first race.
The horse was in the start gate next to a filly, and they nuzzled a bit before the start. True to expectations he ran swifter than the rest, but suddenly stopped at the finish line and refused to move until the filly crossed.
Angry about this, the owner went down to have a talk with the horse (a less profitable talent this horse also had). “Horse, you had that race easily locked up, then you stopped. I lost a ton of money on you, and I wanna know WHY.
The horse replied “Boss, I was wanting to do it for you, really, but I was thinking about that tasty little filly I nuzzled with, and I started thinking she wouldn’t like me if I beat her, so I let HER win so I could score. I’ll try to do better next time.
“See that you DO, or I’m gonna have you GELDED. We’ll get those thoughts out ONE way or another.”, and he stomped off.
The next race, same thing happened. Filly, nuzzle, stop, lose. The owner said, “That’s IT, you’re getting GELDED”, and gave orders to the vet for it that very night.
…A few weeks later, sans testicles, the horse was healed and trained back up, and was faster than ever. The owner went to see him and asked “do you still think about fillies?”
The horse said “No boss. Those thoughts are gone, and I’m focused and gonna win this one for you,”
The horses lined up in the gate, and sure enough, he completely ignored the fillies on both sides, no matter how enticingly they tossed their manes at him.
Then the race started, and the horse’s eyes got big and he immediately fell to the ground in a hard sit that spilled his jockey, and was disqualified.
.. Stomping down to the stable, the owner said “What the HELL was it THIS time? Why did you fall down?”
…the horse said, “I didn’t mean to, Boss. This time, I was alert, I was focused, I wasn’t thinking about anything but winning this race for you. But then the gate opened and a guy on the speaker said, “AND, THEY’RE OFF!”, so I was SO mortified that I crossed my legs to hide it, and that’s why I fell down”.
Jockey decided he identified as an acrobat.