This is why #NeverTrump needs to fill in that black circle to the left of Donald J. Trumps name. As painful as it is, it must be done….
Frack…my head hurts….
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember: all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.
All this for a damn intern.
Both of them have stinky pussy on their breath.
Hell’s waiting room
“Where is the home taking us today?”…
“Wal mart, I think”…
“Good I need some under pants”…
“What!?”…
Deep and shallow thoughts (not a contradiction), the same for both:
F*ckin’ peons. Always starin’. It better be envy or fear, otherwise that photog is a dead man.
I look good in pink…. if ya know what I mean.
Bill: “ignorant cunt just had to have her own goddamn home-brew server.”
Ma and Pa Kettle
Gee Bill you said we’d have this in the bag running my against Trump.
Fuck, NO!
Mitch McConnell’s secret identity
Münchhausen and his bi-Proxy
They aren’t lying.
This is why #NeverTrump needs to fill in that black circle to the left of Donald J. Trumps name. As painful as it is, it must be done….
Frack…my head hurts….
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember: all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.
All this for a damn intern.
Both of them have stinky pussy on their breath.
Hell’s waiting room
“Where is the home taking us today?”…
“Wal mart, I think”…
“Good I need some under pants”…
“What!?”…
Deep and shallow thoughts (not a contradiction), the same for both:
I look good in pink…. if ya know what I mean.
Bill: “ignorant cunt just had to have her own goddamn home-brew server.”
Ma and Pa Kettle
Gee Bill you said we’d have this in the bag running my against Trump.
I like women
My husband is sterile
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-this-chelsea-clintons-real-father-1780376180
Rare timing that they would both have their mouths shut.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1592347671094777&set=p.1592347671094777&type=3&theater
Hillary: “Bill, can Huma have her vibrating strap-on back please….”
Only the Good Die Young
“What if we can’t pull this bullshit off again”…
How in the fuck did this happen??
Jeez Hill, I think you shit yourself again !!
I hear Menderman is voting for us
Bill: “This sex tape of us is sooo boring. The Bernie Sanders Rape Story was much better entertainment.”
I’m with stupid
“Shit, stuck here with this jackal when I could be on pedophile island with Jeffrey Epstein…”
Hillary – if I were only 20 years younger
Billy – if she were only 20 years younger
What bathroom should I use?
As the first Black President Hill, that’s the lamest Blind Melon Chitlin imitation I’ve ever seen!
A Bit OT, but related: Bill goes to an IN N Out http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/06/03/while-bill-clinton-chats-up-the-ladies-at-in-n-out-bernie-sanders-meets-with-the-workers-photos/ the jokes write themselves!! YW
“She washed my white shirt with Chelsea’s red pajamas again…..”
Bill’s feeling rather Low Energy without his Energizer.
“It’s YOUR fault that Chelsea’s kind of ugly and dumb”…
“WHY, she ain’t mine”…
Untucked and sunglasses on. BJ has the focused look. Must be a ‘secret’ fashion show, or a leftist sex auction.
bill check out that blonde
Bill: I should have stayed home and downloaded “Cleavage To Beaver II”
“LOOK, I’m wearing blue glasses…I think I’m an insect”…
We already had the first female president.
“Bill, I don’t get it. What’s the big deal with these Trump rallies.”
The blind shades could be excuse for picking that Goodwill outfit.
Bill: I like the brunette.
Hill: Uumm, me too.
eternal cracker, bill whas the first black pres, obomba the first woman.
“Face it Hillary. I’m not going to be the First Lady.”
Ex-presidents and their hag wives should just go the fuck away!
Two faces of evil
Bill Bubble. I’d rather be in Sir Lanka getting a BJ from a dwarf.
Killary Bubble. I’d rather be with Huma
Bill: Christopher…
Hill: Monica…
“Imagine” where we would be if we didn’t get caught!
#BlackHeartsMatter
Hillary: I just gave oral sex to Bill, but don’t know what to do with the semen.
Bill: Monica was better.
Inmates Number:
#F-3278614 &
#M-5832098
Straight
Outta
Corruption
“Did you bring popcorn?”
“No, I didn’t think this shit would last that long”.
THE CUCKOLD WIFE
Hilliary: So, is she good to go?
Bill: Well, she said she’d wear the gladiator costume but the gag ball and anal beads are a ‘no go’.
I think it’s time for the murder suicide pact we have.
I’m going to jail and you have Alzheimer’s
Why are we watching Macbeth asshole? Don’t you realize how much it hurts?
“Shit, I knew that Mexican takeout last night was a mistake.”
“Grow old along with me;
The best is yet to be.”
Who invited her?
Fox Reporter: “Hillary, how do you feel about Bill soliciting blowjobs from interns?”
Thought bubble over Slick Willy “She looks more like Mitch McConnel every day”.
Back in the day when I was in the Beatles…
STDs. The other gray meat.
“Move over, Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese and Lucchese Families, New York has a sixth Crime Family: Clinton!”
Notice Bill’s defensive posture concerning his privates?
And the look of scorn on both their faces?
Hmmm …
izlamo delenda est …
Hillbilly
This fucking-ass-clown, Obola, kept us out of the White House?
He ain’t funny! He ain’t even mildly entertaining!
“God…how I HATE this woman”
Hey Shill, How much longer do we have to stay before we get paid?