1. Tattooing Clues On Your Neck
BusinessBend: A man in the UK at some point in his life decided it would be a great idea to tattoo his full name and birthday on his neck. He also made the questionable decision to become a car thief.
The UK is covered in surveillance cameras these days so it was quite easy to locate and prosecute the tattooed thief.
I just started a 2 month stint serving on the county Grand Jury. I am not allowed to talk about any of the workings of this august body of citizens, but before we heard the first case, we were asked about prejudices . . . and I honestly answered I could never trust anyone with neck or facial tattoos. The prosecutor said he had no problem with having those prejudices.
There seems to be an inverse relationship between I.Q. and the number of tats.
Somebody must have hit him over the head with a tombstone at some time in his life.
I knew a guy in high school that went on to rob a bank. His getaway car had personalized plates on it, with his name.