CEO of Southcoast Health Systems charged with assaulting his wife – IOTW Report

CEO of Southcoast Health Systems charged with assaulting his wife

Police: Millionaire Charlie Parker Donor Who’s Been Firing Nurses Is Accused Of Assaulting His Wife.

Howie Carr: Meet Keith Hovan, the 59-year-old president and CEO of Southcoast Health Systems, who is scraping by on $2,382,050 a year.

Hovan was arrested over the weekend at his posh mansion in Rochester and is now charged with assaulting his wife in a dispute over a television show.

Television? Who knew people still watched… television? Especially together? On a Saturday night?

The Hovans can’t afford to buy a second television set?

What was the name of the TV show?

Did the Hovans ever hear of streaming?

So many questions raised by the police report, not the least of which is the cryptic reference to the fact that when the arrogant multimillionaire came to the door of his mansion, according to the cops, “He was covered in a liquid that smelled of an alcoholic beverage.”

Inside the house, cops from both Rochester and Marion found more than 40 firearms and tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition. They immediately confiscated Hovan’s LTC. more here

7 Comments on CEO of Southcoast Health Systems charged with assaulting his wife

  1. “(He) walked out with his arms in the air stating something along the lines of ‘It was me. I did it, my arm hit her in the face.’”

    Things like that happen around here frequently:

    You didn’t bite him?

    No I didn’t

    So how come I’m seeing bite marks on his shoulder? Who bit him if you didn’t?

    Well, I was just closing my mouth and his shoulder get in there just when my mouth was closing

    Twice?

  2. At least the journalist didn’t call this asshole’s firearms an “arsenal”. Only forty firearms? That’s a Collection. And ten thousand rounds of ammo is called being prudent.

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