Michelle Malkin: How thirsty does Variety look begging readers to join it in doing high V cheerleading moves for Chelsea Clinton?
Thirstier than an ultra-marathoner lost in Death Valley in mid-July.
Hyping the entertainment magazine’s latest cover, Co-Editor-in-Chief Claudia Eller gushed this week, “How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?”
Welcome to the liberal media’s manufacturing of “cool.” Leather jacket? Check. Overzealous airbrushing? Check. Humanizing grin? Check. Democratic establishment pedigree? Checkity-check-check.
This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing. The same liberal lunatics in the press who rage about the Trump children’s nepotistic privileges champion the “refreshingly outspoken” daughter of the Clinton dynasty — who, at 37 years old, will receive a “Lifetime Impact” award from Variety on Friday for her “humanitarian work.”
The honor comes during the same week that the Clinton Global Initiative cash machine officially shut down.
She looks much better in the picture on the right.
Did not know Chelsea knew Sarah Jessica Parker
…and still dumber than a box of rocks
“LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD”???
THAT’S THE PHONIEST OF THE FAKEST NEWS EVER!!!
I do sincerely hope that the alternate universe in which such people as Chelsea boosters live gallops along and has its Big Crunch very soon. Either that or the combined mass of all the resident egos will suck each other into a black hole singularity.
We on the conservative side of the universe are already tired of the Clintons – and have been since 1993. What’s another four years, in the grand scheme, really? Maybe this time the media will push hard enough that even the bluest of blue states will catch the same Clinton Fatigue that infects us.
How cool?
Cold.
Like her Mama.
Chelsea Clinton is such an entitled, undeserving, dumbass twat that she makes Marie Antoinette look like Marie Curie in comparison.
What’s up with all the leftie leather lately? Is it the Fonzie Antifa?
NEIGH!!! NEIGH!!!
She’s wearing leather? Where are the PETA protests?
Is this a contest? I give up, which one is the real Chellsea?
Damn those are some long ass thumbs! Can’t they afford a photoshop professional?
She has the whitest teeth I have ever “came across”….
Can’t make a silk puss out of a sow’s rear.
“…and still dumber than a box of rocks”
Yep, she’s got the “Dumber than a box of rocks” demographic locked up. It’s a legacy from Mommie Dearest…
http://people.com/celebrity/hillary-clintons-team-trapped-in-bathroom-tweets-for-help-check-out-the-responses-they-got/
Where did her out of control curly red hair go? Imagine the hours spent blowdrying her twisted noodle hair strands straight. Good thing she doesn’t have a job to get to on time.
367 photoshop apps died in the making of that Variety cover and nobody cares….
Apparently, she’s already got designers bidding on her campaign logo. Amazingly enough, unnamed sources say that four different graphic design teams independently came up with logos based on the “Lazy C” cattle brand.
Has anyone checked to see if her and that ossoff dude are siblings? They both share hill’s dead flashlight battery personality.
Fer chrissakes at least center her head on the neck.
How many of you think she gives head? Her step dad loved that stuff.
@Moe
I dunno….those teeth look like they would cause some serious chafing.
Jethro. Can she remove them, like French whores do?
Moe Tom admits to being in France….Can ya speak the language?….or you were just learning?…
Wow, they really think she is appealing?
Please Chelsea run, please run, so we can squash you like a bug and your dearest mom, The Hildabeast, will be found in the basement hanging from a water pipe.
She has not achieved a single note-worthy thing in her whole life. Apparently her possession of a vagina and her allegiance to the queen that had her crown stolen is sufficient to make her a political candidate.
The Left is so sick that they would hold up the racist murderous Margaret Sanger as a role model…oh wait, they do.
After siphoning $3 million from the Clinton Foundation for her wedding, I’d like someone to ask her to point to anything in Haiti the Foundation paid more than $3 million for.
Lifetime aggrievement award, ya mean…
Looks like she could eat an apple through a chain-link fence!
Hoping the “lifetime achievement award” was a large bag o’ carrots…..